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Hope your a quick runner Cav. I'm driving the first 19.9 miles, running the last 100yards, diving head first into a gaggle of milfs and eating cake and beer till I am no more

I'm not in it for the fitness, I'm in it for the fitties

I'm sacking off the first 20 miles and sky diving in a wing suit into the tiddies of whichever MILF looks like she'll put out first

Cav wrote:I'm sacking off the first 20 miles and sky diving in a wing suit into the tiddies of whichever MILF looks like she'll put out first

There a significant flaw in that plan Cav . The milfs are only available to sweaty runners

I'll be sweating.. mostly around the ball area