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With a bike you can listen to all the advise in the world but you either gel with a bike or you dont. It so much more personal than just picking out the model that you think is best.

I hear ya on that one.

BMW or KTM adventure bike, IAM member and buying a house.......what happened

Who has hacked Kwackys account

I'm an auld fecker.

Blade wrote:BMW or KTM adventure bike, IAM member and buying a house.......what happened

Who has hacked Kwackys account

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Kwacky wrote:I'm an auld fecker.

Told tell me you have a beard as well

I've not had a beard for 2 or 3 years.

All I’ve got to say is in this meme

The sales guy wanted to know why I wasn't buying the bike we had agreed a price on.

3 issues:
1. I've not ridden it
2. You offered me feck all for the Versys
3. I'm moving house

I'll decide what I'm going to do once I've moved and I know my penniless I'm going to be. Yesterday Mrs Kwacky was looking at a detached house with it's own kitchen in the lower ground floor, next to the orangey which is behind the butler's hall (I kid you not).



I could go back to 2 backs if there's a garage and insurance isn't taking the piss. The biking world is my oyster at the moment.

That looks really nice. I like the L shaped conservatory and workshop but why a wet room next to the kitchen What style of cooking will you be doing ???????


Looks good buddy hope it works out

It's about £100k over my budget. Shame as it's a beautiful house.

I've got this afternoon off. I might go on a test ride.

Blade wrote:That looks really nice. I like the L shaped conservatory and workshop but why a wet room next to the kitchen What style of cooking will you be doing ???????


Looks good buddy hope it works out

It’s for when the owner gets too old and incontinent to make it upstairs in time.

duke63 wrote:

Blade wrote:That looks really nice. I like the L shaped conservatory and workshop but why a wet room next to the kitchen What style of cooking will you be doing ???????


Looks good buddy hope it works out

It’s for when the owner gets too old and incontinent to make it upstairs in time.

Or comes in too pissed and can just be hosed down

Kwacky wrote:It's about £100k over my budget. Shame as it's a beautiful house.

I've got this afternoon off. I might go on a test ride.

Can you test ride a Tuono V4 for me please? Thanks

Ask Rocket about Aprilia V4s.

Cav wrote:

Kwacky wrote:It's about £100k over my budget. Shame as it's a beautiful house.

I've got this afternoon off. I might go on a test ride.

Can you test ride a Tuono V4 for me please? Thanks

I've test ride one Cav. Absolutely brillant fun and makes you want to be a hooligan everywhere

duke63 wrote:Ask Rocket about Aprilia V4s.

v4 me ... i know nothing ....

Blade wrote:

Cav wrote:

Kwacky wrote:It's about £100k over my budget. Shame as it's a beautiful house.

I've got this afternoon off. I might go on a test ride.

Can you test ride a Tuono V4 for me please? Thanks

I've test ride one Cav. Absolutely brillant fun and makes you want to be a hooligan everywhere

That sounds perfect to me !! Thanks, that'll curb another 18 months of no bike action

tuono is deffo on my test ride list for next year when it comes to replacing the MT