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Manflu has been bubbling just under the surface for the last few days, it broke through today. You know a contractor really isn't well when they go home early.

D6Nutz wrote:Manflu has been bubbling just under the surface for the last few days, it broke through today. You know a contractor really isn't well when they go home early.

Wear a mask tomorrow.

I now have manflu and a hacking cough Mrs C00kie is developing the lesser strain of woman flu, so it aint fun here atm

My house has a couple of cases of teenageritis

Symptoms include inability to communicate, random deafness, irritability, being heavy footed, sudden bouts of strength, especially when closing doors and a strong sense of persecution.

Kwacky wrote:My house has a couple of cases of teenageritis

Symptoms include inability to communicate, random deafness, irritability, being heavy footed, sudden bouts of strength, especially when closing doors and a strong sense of persecution.

I’m dealing with the precursor of tweenageritis. Very similar symptoms but probably not as severe. Doesn’t help matters I’ve got ‘just came of nightshiftritis’, which seems to enhanced the kids symptoms. 2 of the 4 are currently on electronics bans for the day.

I just smashed my shin against an open oven door. You can see the bone. I felt sick. It hurts.

Kwacky wrote:I just smashed my shin against an open oven door. You can see the bone. I felt sick. It hurts.

Ooooooouch....

Kwacky wrote:I just smashed my shin against an open oven door. You can see the bone. I felt sick. It hurts.

Got stitches yet?

There's no skin left to stitch

Kwacky wrote:I just smashed my shin against an open oven door. You can see the bone. I felt sick. It hurts.

Oww.

Feel your pain Kwacky, I’ve got a scar that crosses the shin c/o a bike spill when I was 18, bled for ages too.

Still struggling with recovery post surgery. Got the stints taken out of my nose yesterday and that gave some relief but still dealing with insane headaches (and run out of endone) hot and cold sweats and breathlessness. Jess came up last night and reckons I look grey. So off to the GP today, fun Easter this will be. Get the kids back tomorrow as well.

Hospital bred chest infection it seems.

Oh nice. That's all you need.

Have a quick recovery buddy

kiwikrasher wrote:Hospital bred chest infection it seems.

GWS fella

it looks like middle age has caught up with me and my body has finally decided it no longer likes bread. I get mild stomach pains and feel gassy after I've eaten it.

I haven't noticed it with anything else.

I'll be pissed off if it extends to cake.

You might have a yeast infection.../

I don't think I've got thrush.

I'll bite.....what's "thrush"??