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C00kiemonster wrote:£1400 a month?? WTF was he buying a Ferrari?

BMW 7 series, we did have a client that was paying that much a month on an Aston, the lender refused in the end coz the balloon payment at the end was over 100k and it didn't matter that he was just gonna give it back, as far as they were concerned he had that as outstanding debt

Person asks me to end an eBay auction early and they will come and collect the item. I decline as bids already placed. Same person then bids on my item and wins it.

Contacts me 5 days after the acution to say your 30 miles away so to far to collect.

The auction clearly listed my location and collection only which they wanted to do before the auction end.

Bloody time waster

There's a word for those people Blade

Tw@

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The paralegal who has joined our team is a perpetual sniffer. Her nose is blocked up all the time so every few minutes she tries to clear it with a big sniff.

I'm going to mash a keyboard over her face. That should clear the blockage.

Kwacky wrote:The paralegal who has joined our team is a perpetual sniffer. Her nose is blocked up all the time so every few minutes she tries to clear it with a big sniff.

I'm going to mash a keyboard over her face. That should clear the blockage.

Used to work with a guy like, but that was coz the coke had destroyed the inside of his nose.....

maybe its the same thing?

No chance. This one is as straight and boring as they come.

Kwacky wrote:The paralegal who has joined our team is a perpetual sniffer. Her nose is blocked up all the time so every few minutes she tries to clear it with a big sniff.

I'm going to mash a keyboard over her face. That should clear the blockage.

I used to sit opposite one who did that and also ate cheese and onion sandwiches at thier desk.

Do it, go on - i wish i had done so

When your mum asks you to reset your password because she can't log into her account.

Kwacky wrote:The paralegal who has joined our team is a perpetual sniffer. Her nose is blocked up all the time so every few minutes she tries to clear it with a big sniff.

I'm going to mash a keyboard over her face. That should clear the blockage.

Buy her a box of Kleenex maybe?? Just give them to her with the casual "You sound like you're coming down with a cold?" routine. She probably doesn't even realise she's doing it.

Is she cute??

Nope. Very plain. And no ass either.

I've asked her if she's got ha-fever I'm subtle.

Kwacky wrote: I've asked her if she's got ha-fever I'm subtle.

Ohh....I like that! Must remember that one.

Maybe she’s a hooker after hours and she’s just full.

kiwikrasher wrote:Maybe she’s a hooker after hours and she’s just full.

Let's hope she's not sick.

Kwacky wrote:

kiwikrasher wrote:Maybe she’s a hooker after hours and she’s just full.

Let's hope she's not sick.

Stressed and anxious people. This country is full of them. We need to learn to chill and give it the finger.

Been there, done that and got a fecking big t-shirt. It really isn't worth it but people can only work that out for themselves.

I’m not sure whether to laugh or be cross with the below screen shot I came across whilst browsing Amazon. I have to assume someone was paid to write the synopsis, but tbh MiniGee would done far better at 15 than this example.

Mrs Gee counts 5 errors, I made it more but I’m stricter, any ideas?

Five. But to be fair it IS a language translation & errors happen all the time eith that sort of thing.

Fecking easyjet!

Current delay is 4 fecking hours.. Stuck in a small airport with 2 bored children and bugger all to do!

Worse, all offices are shut so you can't get any info at all..

D6Nutz wrote:Fecking easyjet!

Current delay is 4 fecking hours.. Stuck in a small airport with 2 bored children and bugger all to do!

Worse, all offices are shut so you can't get any info at all..

Can't you just play "I spy with my little eye....."

Hope Sleezyjet don't string it out too long..