Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

Everything and nearly everyone on that damnable road is going in my Room 101.

In truth, there are several tweaks that would help it run more efficiently, but as there’s no political mileage in the subject it’ll be left to rot.

I know its the most common thing on this thread but pissing driving!!!!!! I hate the roads this time of year, it gets a bit darker and everyone suddenly forgets how to drive!!!!

And while I'm on it people massive 4x4s but clearly have no clue how to drive or any idea how big there vehicle is OR even more annoyingly are in the middle of a country lane and refuse to move into the verge for fear getting it dirty!!!!!Its a 4x4 get it dirty you scum f***s!!!!!!!!

whoever it is thats learning to play the violin - they need more lessons , preferably with a tutor 15 miles away ....

Halloween.

What a fcuked-up waste of motherfcuking time, money & energy.

D41 wrote:Halloween.

What a fcuked-up waste of motherfcuking time, money & energy.

Got to agree with that one.

Ash wrote:

D41 wrote:Halloween.

What a fcuked-up waste of motherfcuking time, money & energy.

Got to agree with that one.

Having 2 small people I disagree, they love the dressing up and walking round the village getting sweets of other people..

The SWFC website, my brother is a life long Owls fan so I thought I would pop over and get him a shirt now they have eventually been released.. Checked the website and they have his size in stock so off I go on the bike (stuff waiting in Sheffield traffic).

Denied, despite 2 staff helping me search the racks there were no shirts to be found in that size, website still say's they are in stock.

It also introduced me to some of Sheffield's drivers, I couldn't drive in that city every day, sod that.

D6Nutz wrote:

Ash wrote:

D41 wrote:Halloween.

What a fcuked-up waste of motherfcuking time, money & energy.

Got to agree with that one.

Having 2 small people I disagree, they love the dressing up and walking round the village getting sweets of other people..

I’m with Nutz, I was always against Halloween as it wasn’t something we did in NZ when I grew up. I was of the opinion it was comerical US crap.

But last year some mums in our neighbourhood got together and did a letter drop and attached balloons. If you wanted kids to call in your house you put the balloon on your letterbox.

It ended up being a great evening that my and Jess’ kids loved and I walked away with a feeling of great community spirit. Totally changed my mind.

I missed it this year being at work and my ex wouldn’t take the kids out, even though I’d sorted them costumes. Hopefully I’ll be home next year.

I hid in the garage with the lights off, while my children begged on the street.

Monty wrote:I hid in the garage with the lights off, while my children begged on the street.

Getting into training for a Post-Brexit life in england.

I enjoy Halloween, me and the mrs stay up watching horror movies and stuff and I don't mind having the kids come round, they are pretty good in our area, they only knock on the houses with pumpkins out and by 7pm its all over and its all young kids with parents so I'm happy to join in

StMarks wrote:

Monty wrote:I hid in the garage with the lights off, while my children begged on the street.

Getting into training for a Post-Brexit life in england.

Yep, not got the shotgun yet though.

Monty wrote:I hid in the garage with the lights off, while my children begged on the street.

I just put a huge jar of candy on the porch and let the lovely little kiddies take what they want until it's all gone.

The jar is kinda special to me though, so I chain it up for security.



To a doberman

People who bring their kids into the office.

Yes sweetheart, you've pushed a large piece of meat out of your vagina, it looks like all the other babies and now it's making a load of noise.

So feck orf.

Kwacky wrote:People who bring their kids into the office.

Yes sweetheart, you've pushed a large piece of meat out of your vagina, it looks like all the other babies and now it's making a load of noise.

So feck orf.

Funniest post this morning

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EBay fees.

65 quid eBay fees to sell a shock and probably another 20 quid PayPal fees.

Absolute rip off

A big shout out to the woman weaving across two lanes of a busy A road with her young child in the back seat.

it's OK sweetie, you try and hold your phone in your right hand, use the left hand to text and your elbows to steer, what could possibly go wrong?

She sounds like a professional driver with a midget stunt double acting as her son - are you sure you weren't accidentally on the set for a movie?

"Kwacky Never Dies" - based on the true story of James Bond.

the amount of websites that either don't use or have a terrible proofreader and also fail to check their facts .

Stuck up Cars Salesman full of their own self importance and grandeur .

Just been to look at a car which happened to be in a very upmarket dealers and just cos I'm not suited and booted or clothed head to toe in designer gear there was a severe lack of interest in dealing with me.

Lovely car and drove well but don't know if I can bring myself to buy from them.

It's not a dick measuring contest but I probably earn triple his income and buy my cars with my own hard earned cash not on the never never drip like most of his customers.

Take a rain check Mr Snobby car dealer not all your customer are flash Harry's and you shouldn't judge a book by its cover you may have just lost a sale through your arrogance