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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 24 Mar 2020, 18:47
by D6Nutz
With this Covid19 going around, I think I might sell the XR and buy a Harley, cos you can't catch anything on a Harley...!!
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 25 Mar 2020, 21:25
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 26 Mar 2020, 10:08
by duke63
This bloke told me once he went out with this bird and he knew she either had the clap or dementia, he couldn't work out which.

Anyway, he went to his GP to ask advice. The doc said "Take her for a long drive and drop her off in the middle of nowhere. If she finds her way home don't **** her.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 08:08
by duke63
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 09:44
by Monty
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 09:47
by D41
(rolf) (rolf) (rolf)

That's priceless!

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 10:36
by duke63
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 13:30
by Monty
Harmonica Challenge - don't let the harmonica make a sound (lol) (lol) (lol)

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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 14:24
by D41
He can carry a tune!!

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 02 Apr 2020, 17:41
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 02 Apr 2020, 19:18
by StMarks
:?
Does the PAC in PAC Man stand for Paranoid About Coronavirus.?
If so, perhaps it was ahead of it's time after all.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 02 Apr 2020, 20:40
by D41
No, it was originally either Puck-Man or Puc-Man....the former, IIRC.
The name was changed because the early arcade consoles were being defaced to read something a bit less inviting.
Or more inviting, when you think about it.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 05 Apr 2020, 00:27
by kiwikrasher

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 05 Apr 2020, 22:07
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 06 Apr 2020, 17:29
by Stonesie
How fast was the kid going???


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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 08 Apr 2020, 08:16
by duke63
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 08 Apr 2020, 09:28
by Blade
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 11 Apr 2020, 18:35
by kiwikrasher
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 12 Apr 2020, 12:08
by Monty
Happy Easter everyone
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 13 Apr 2020, 11:36
by Stonesie
When the Dog gets fed up of your "Isolation Party"
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