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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 16 May 2017, 14:36
by Kwacky
Too many of those are spot on and heard on a regular basis.
Usually in my track day reports.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 16 May 2017, 15:15
by D41
Yep...they're all totally legit.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 17 May 2017, 19:55
by Deegee
I've genuinely heard or read a good proportion of those, might have used a few myself but I really couldn't comment.....
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 17 May 2017, 20:58
by D41
......oh go on - force yourself
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 14 Jun 2017, 09:48
by Kwacky
I was in bed with the wife the other night and she said if I turned the bedside light out she'd take it up the arse...
Maybe I should have let it cool down a bit first.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 18 Jun 2017, 17:09
by D41
Donald Trump.
The End.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 20 Jun 2017, 21:34
by Kwacky
This summer is looking to be a scorcher, most places were in the 90s today
Apart from Liverpool, which is never going to leave the 80s
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 28 Jun 2017, 22:29
by D41
YouTube.
"Skydiving naked. pororo vines".
Lolz!!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 28 Jun 2017, 22:45
by Monty
Think I watched that in the 90s
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 28 Jun 2017, 22:48
by Monty
Nope I was was wrong and thinking of this NSFW
[video]
https://youtu.be/r9R2mQ_fNsw[/video]
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 28 Jun 2017, 23:14
by D41
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh!!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 02 Jul 2017, 21:53
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 04 Jul 2017, 22:24
by D41
I just bought a Darth Vader action figure for my son.
There's a warning on the box that says "Danger - Choking Hazard!"
Should I be worried??
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 21 Jul 2017, 10:27
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 21 Jul 2017, 11:57
by Kwacky
Stolen
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 21 Jul 2017, 12:21
by kiwikrasher
Kwacky wrote:Stolen
Doesn't make it any less funny
whattda think, you own the bloody joint?
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 21 Jul 2017, 13:01
by D41
That girl has definitely got the goods.
I'm in lust...
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 19 Aug 2017, 09:07
by Kwacky
How many racist does it take to change a lightbulb?
None they're all in the dark.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 19 Aug 2017, 18:28
by D6Nutz
Yoinked from Facebook..
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 24 Aug 2017, 08:16
by duke63