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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 16 May 2017, 14:36
by Kwacky
Too many of those are spot on and heard on a regular basis.

Usually in my track day reports.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 16 May 2017, 15:15
by D41
Yep...they're all totally legit.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 17 May 2017, 19:55
by Deegee
I've genuinely heard or read a good proportion of those, might have used a few myself but I really couldn't comment.....

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 17 May 2017, 20:58
by D41
......oh go on - force yourself

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 14 Jun 2017, 09:48
by Kwacky
I was in bed with the wife the other night and she said if I turned the bedside light out she'd take it up the arse...

Maybe I should have let it cool down a bit first.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 18 Jun 2017, 17:09
by D41
Donald Trump.

The End.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 20 Jun 2017, 21:34
by Kwacky
This summer is looking to be a scorcher, most places were in the 90s today

Apart from Liverpool, which is never going to leave the 80s

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 28 Jun 2017, 22:29
by D41
YouTube.

"Skydiving naked. pororo vines".

Lolz!!

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 28 Jun 2017, 22:45
by Monty
Think I watched that in the 90s

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 28 Jun 2017, 22:48
by Monty
Nope I was was wrong and thinking of this NSFW

[video]https://youtu.be/r9R2mQ_fNsw[/video]

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 28 Jun 2017, 23:14
by D41
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh!!

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 02 Jul 2017, 21:53
by duke63
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 04 Jul 2017, 22:24
by D41
I just bought a Darth Vader action figure for my son.

There's a warning on the box that says "Danger - Choking Hazard!"

Should I be worried??

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 21 Jul 2017, 10:27
by duke63
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 21 Jul 2017, 11:57
by Kwacky
Stolen

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 21 Jul 2017, 12:21
by kiwikrasher
Kwacky wrote:Stolen
Doesn't make it any less funny (finger) whattda think, you own the bloody joint? :D

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 21 Jul 2017, 13:01
by D41
That girl has definitely got the goods.

I'm in lust... (h)

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 19 Aug 2017, 09:07
by Kwacky
How many racist does it take to change a lightbulb?


None they're all in the dark.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 19 Aug 2017, 18:28
by D6Nutz
Yoinked from Facebook..

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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 24 Aug 2017, 08:16
by duke63
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