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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 12 Aug 2016, 00:51
by kiwikrasher
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 15 Aug 2016, 22:01
by Kwacky
If you want to know why the British are so good at cycling and rowing, take a look at the cost of public transport.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 17 Sep 2016, 15:32
by DaytonAndy
Kids playing with guns
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 23 Sep 2016, 09:18
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 23 Sep 2016, 15:09
by D41
LOLOL!!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 25 Sep 2016, 13:20
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 02 Oct 2016, 21:05
by Kwacky
Dad owl: I’m dying so I need you to look after things. I’m going to give you-
Son owl: Don’t say it
Dad: Power of a tawny
Son: [turns head]
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 04 Oct 2016, 10:40
by Monty
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 04 Oct 2016, 12:59
by kiwikrasher
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 05 Oct 2016, 16:46
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 05 Oct 2016, 18:03
by duke63
SERIOUS ENQUIRIES ONLY.
A Club member has won a ticket to the MotoGP round at Philip Island, Australia on 23-Oct. It includes pit pass, first class flight and hotel suite for the weekend.
Unfortunately he didn't realise when he won it that this is the same weekend as his wedding! If you are interested and want to go instead of him then it's:
2pm
St. Peter's Church
Black Lion Lane
Hammersmith
London
Her name is Sarah and she will be the one in the white dress...
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 06 Oct 2016, 21:12
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 06 Oct 2016, 22:55
by Kwacky
Remember, if you're attacked by a gang of clowns, defend yourself and always go for the juggler
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 12 Oct 2016, 15:13
by Kwacky
I've got a job at London Fashion Week trimming models pubic hair.
Its £10 an hour, gash in hand.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 08:42
by Monty
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 09:11
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 11:37
by Itchy
I've seen that one before, and yet I still laughed and nearly dropped my tea when I watched it again!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 14:57
by D41
WTF???
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 27 Oct 2016, 08:24
by kiwikrasher
I have no idea was his agenda was there. Lucky he didn't end up with a molten mask stuck to his face
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 27 Oct 2016, 09:34
by C00kiemonster