Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
Next time you feel dissatisfied with your life, remember it's all a question of perspective...:
I have a friend who reads 2 or 3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, and is constantly surrounded by people who want to have sex with him,,
,, and yet he's always complaining about how much he hates being in prison.
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I have a friend who reads 2 or 3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, and is constantly surrounded by people who want to have sex with him,,
,, and yet he's always complaining about how much he hates being in prison.
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When you're dead, you don't know you're dead.
The pain is felt by others..
The same thing happens when you're stupid ..
The pain is felt by others..
The same thing happens when you're stupid ..
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Re: Joke of the day
......I love the way the lass paces out the gap before making her first attempt.
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Just been to the Builders Merchants to buy 15,000 house bricks.
The smart alec behind the counter said "You don't look much like a builder, what's the plan with all those bricks?"
I said " well, actually I'm going to build myself a brick barbeque!"
He condescendingly said " Ahh I thought you didn't look like you would know what you were doing, well I can tell you don't need 15,000 bricks to build a barbeque!"
I said "You do if you live on the 6th floor".......................
The smart alec behind the counter said "You don't look much like a builder, what's the plan with all those bricks?"
I said " well, actually I'm going to build myself a brick barbeque!"
He condescendingly said " Ahh I thought you didn't look like you would know what you were doing, well I can tell you don't need 15,000 bricks to build a barbeque!"
I said "You do if you live on the 6th floor".......................
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I think I'd have to do it, the intrusive thoughts would be too loud!
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