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Hell no!!! :D
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(clap) Someone else shares my type of humour.

I guess that means I'm heading to hell.? (angel)


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What’s worse than two chicks running with scissors?

Two chicks scissoring with the runs

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Good old Matt..

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Today I gave our postman the fright of his life, by turning up at the door stark naked..

:? I don't know what upset him most...
My hideous scrawny naked physique, (happy) or the fact that I knew where he lived.
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It would appear that Monty has been out and about fly posting again.... ;)

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StMarks wrote: ↑14 Feb 2024, 10:27 It would appear that Monty has been out and about fly posting again.... ;)

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You okay Boomer? :D

To be fair, I would endorse that poster. Just think about the housing stock it would release and the subsequent price falls. We could call it the great levelling up. Or maybe F**k off to Spain Boomer (lol)
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(rolf) (rolf) (rolf)
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Monty wrote: ↑15 Feb 2024, 15:55
StMarks wrote: ↑14 Feb 2024, 10:27 It would appear that Monty has been out and about fly posting again.... ;)

[IMG....
I would endorse that poster. Just think about the housing stock it would release and the subsequent price falls. We could call it the great levelling up.
Fwiw the reason that I posted it Monty, was precisely because I knew it would appeal to you, & hoped it would also raise a few smiles from our enlightened fellow Slappers.

Monty wrote: ↑15 Feb 2024, 15:55 You okay Boomer?
Or maybe F**k off to Spain Boomer (lol)
:(
I had to google your ad hominem label Monty..
(wait) Fyi I'm not Australian, and my spoken Spanish is too weak for me to consider Spain, even if the numpty farcebook generation of lemmings, together with those equally erudite Gammons, hadn't been duped into voting away my right to reside there anyway.
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(lol) (lol) (lol) (lol)
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