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Re: Joke of the day
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough - Mario Andretti
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough - Mario Andretti
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Sent from my ONEPLUS A6013 using TapatalkLast night I was watching one of those reality documentaries. It was about an aging man who caught covid-19 but survived. Not long afterwards he lost his job. Now he's being served eviction notices on his home but he's refusing to leave. Now I think of it, it might have been the US news.
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All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names... So he killed them. He killed them all. It was just awful.
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Re: Joke of the day
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows on too high.
She looked at me, surprised.
I just bought my wife a new fridge.
Everytime she opens it her face lights up.
She looked at me, surprised.
I just bought my wife a new fridge.
Everytime she opens it her face lights up.