Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
Vicar books himself into a hotel, says to the receptionist " I do hope the porn channels are disabled"
She replies "No, its just normal porn you sick old ****."
She replies "No, its just normal porn you sick old ****."
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Re: Joke of the day
Did you know you can tell the sex of an ant by throwing it in water?
if it drowns it's a girl ant
If it floats then it's a boy ant.
if it drowns it's a girl ant
If it floats then it's a boy ant.
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Re: Joke of the day
Premature ejaculator seeks fit young woman for no strings fun. Must have full lips, large breasts, long legs, pert backside........
Oh God
Never mind!
Oh God
Never mind!
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Re: Joke of the day
Not a joke but had me laughing
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Re: Joke of the day
DaytonAndy wrote:Not a joke but had me laughing
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac4_1481129185" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
,,,,,"never show them fear-eaaayrrrrr"
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Re: Joke of the day
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