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Lost anything?
Posted: 13 Mar 2014, 21:05
by duke63
:shock:
That taught him not to dip it somewhere he shouldn't.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... sault.html
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 13 Mar 2014, 22:01
by Kwacky
and bizarre story of the day goes to ....
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 13 Mar 2014, 22:57
by duke63
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 08:03
by Bratty
Note to self don't chat up gypsy girls.
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 08:23
by C00kiemonster
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
I'd love to know how that happened.
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 09:27
by D6Nutz
Useless medical quote FTW
'He will be left with a deficit of some sort.'
He certainly will if they don't find it :roll:
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 12:42
by Norfolknchance
So now we know why the chicken crossed the A66........
To get to the cock on the other side.
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 13:02
by dan uk
Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 13:24
by Bratty
dan uk wrote:Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !
Lol
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Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 15:32
by duke63
dan uk wrote:Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !
So it was you then, Dan?
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 18:27
by Godzilla
Or how abut this bloke that had to get his unstuck lol:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fi ... er-2346520" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 21:43
by dan uk
duke63 wrote:dan uk wrote:Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !
So it was you then, Dan?
Nope not me... I'm proud to say I've never dipped it in anything other than the mrs
The traveller communities from here to Nottingham all rely on me for their plumbing anyway so would be silly to chop my dick off
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 15 Mar 2014, 01:48
by Rossgo
We'll on the plus side when they can't find his penis and he needs a new one he could say he was a 9 inch python and he wants a operation to get his manhood back to being the same again...maybe it's a con he wants a penis engagement at NHS expense!?
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