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Just casually chatting to Steve Smith the Australian Cricket Team captain while buying toothpaste

Him and David Warner were a couple of rows ahead of me in the flight up and I just headed to the supermarket to stock up on toiletries for my swing at work, and bumped into him there.

Did you ask them about who has The Ashes at the moment....../

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Dealing with an army of trades people.

Got a plumber, tiler, roofer, paver, glazer, painter, final finisher and labourer . Feels like they have built this house twice

Monday went out for a works do ended up at Royal Windsor Racecourse.
Yesterday had taste panel training at work in the morning. Which was interesting. Some of the samples were impossible to tell but the trainer said there's experts at Mars that could tell which one is wrong and what is wrong with each one even if it's only a small amount!
Then swang by Haslemere Motorcycles and booked up a test ride with the new GSXR1000R. That will be quality!

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Just accepted an offer on my house

Congrats buddy, heres wishing you a nice quick, easy. stress free sale and move (and solicitors that are a complete waste of space!)

Congratulations mate !! Fingers crossed for you

Night shift... was supposed to be on days but someone has gone sick, so I'm filling in his position for a week, then swap back to days for the remaining 3 weeks.. unless the plan changes again. Normally stay up late in Darwin if I'm coming onto nights so I can get some sleep through the day once I get offshore, but thinking I was on days I got a good nights sleep, so struggled to get any today so tonight is going to be a chore.

Nowt special today....have to drop off a mate at LAX in a few, which will be a
thrill-a-minute...after that the forecast is for hot, Hot, HOT!!! Supposed to hit 100F or sommit daft.

Looks like later on today we'll be going to war with North Korea, so should make for some decent TV at least....../

I did roll my eyes and then lol at Trump's threat of "devastation and destruction like the world has never seen"... nukes were already dropped on Japan and it was bloody awful. Just get back in your mummys arm and suckle on her t!tty ffs.

I was saying on Facebook I reckon they should just lock Trump and Kim Jong Un in a room and let them fight it out mano y mano, (I'm not a complete arse, it should be televised and they are allowed to choose a non ballistic weopon each) with any luck they will just kill each other and spare the lives of thousands of innocent people, They are both idiots that are clearly just having a d!ck swinging contest to over compensate for their tiny under developed genitals, I don't think either of them have a clue about the consequences of their words/actions.

By the look of his fake tan, methinks Trumpy might have stood a bit too close to the microwave at some point.

Not close enough, sadly!

I still don't see him lasting a full term (which is fine by me...) - he'll be his own undoing....just too polarizing.

Eating cake

Hmmm....I'm looking at "FaceBook"....this thing is totally beyond me.....people I haven't seen in 30 years want to suddenly get in touch with me because they "miss me"....no you don't you lying a$$holes.

Other people I've never met in the O.C. have an urgent desire to be my "friend" - which only reinforces the "never met" theory.

Tu Madre, pendejos!!##!

reflecting, this time a year ago I was sitting in A+E being told I was been transferred to a hand specialist and being warned that there was a possibility I may lose all my fingers after my street triple lost a fight with a flat bed truck haha

D41 wrote:Hmmm....I'm looking at "FaceBook"....this thing is totally beyond me.....people I haven't seen in 30 years want to suddenly get in touch with me because they "miss me"....no you don't you lying a$$holes.

Other people I've never met in the O.C. have an urgent desire to be my "friend" - which only reinforces the "never met" theory.

Tu Madre, pendejos!!##!

Facebook! Christ, you'll be posting photos next!

Working my last day with this employer.

Monty wrote:

D41 wrote:Hmmm....I'm looking at "FaceBook"....this thing is totally beyond me.....people I haven't seen in 30 years want to suddenly get in touch with me because they "miss me"....no you don't you lying a$$holes.

Other people I've never met in the O.C. have an urgent desire to be my "friend" - which only reinforces the "never met" theory.

Tu Madre, pendejos!!##!

Facebook! Christ, you'll be posting photos next!

Photos of what.......???