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We need vid!!

Message from Jess:

The surgery went well with no complications.

Early start to drop the boy off for his ball chop, poor lad

C00kiemonster wrote:Early start to drop the boy off for his ball chop, poor lad

Glad your not looking after kiwi

Blade wrote:

C00kiemonster wrote:Early start to drop the boy off for his ball chop, poor lad

Glad your not looking after kiwi

Imagine if they did get it mixed up

C00kiemonster wrote:

Blade wrote:

C00kiemonster wrote:Early start to drop the boy off for his ball chop, poor lad

Glad your not looking after kiwi

Imagine if they did get it mixed up

And when realising the balls up (intended pun) they stitched your dog's nuts back onto kiwi

He wouldn't be able to walk if Ori's bollocks were stitched on him.

duke63 wrote:He wouldn't be able to walk if Ori's bollocks were stitched on him.

I imagine you mean because they would be tickling his inner thighs because they are so hairy causing him to laugh every time he moved?

He wouldn't get them between his thighs.

Poor bloke recovering from a serious op and here we are taking the piss.

Had my presentation.. went quite well.

I timed it at 10 mins, 25 minutes later I finished. Very good detail and they were impressed as I included the Quality, Cost, Time Triangle which no student has ever included before - took the wind out of his sail as he loves to ask the question

Supposedly painting but sat on the sofa with a hangover surfing the net avoiding working at all costs

Have you heard of TwistedSifter? Safe way of finding interesting things.

Or conversely you could just finish the job you need to start!

Using the time of to look at cars. The Z4 is about to start costing big money to keep on the road, and we really could do with 4 seats, so it's time to change.

duke63 wrote:He wouldn't get them between his thighs.

Poor bloke recovering from a serious op and here we are taking the piss.

Dog is back and not happy. Currently looking pissed off and sat by the fire. He certainly knows

C00kiemonster wrote:

duke63 wrote:He wouldn't get them between his thighs.

Poor bloke recovering from a serious op and here we are taking the piss.

Dog is back and not happy. Currently looking pissed off and sat by the fire. He certainly knows

Dog or human you tend to notice getting your balls lobbed off

Blade wrote:

C00kiemonster wrote:

duke63 wrote:He wouldn't get them between his thighs.

Poor bloke recovering from a serious op and here we are taking the piss.

Dog is back and not happy. Currently looking pissed off and sat by the fire. He certainly knows

Dog or human you tend to notice getting your balls lobbed off

He definitely will - it was his defining feature - they were big ones.

Hope he is getting lots of walks, attention and treats

Your Dad lobbing your balls off takes alot of forgiveness

A pissed off Ori......not sure I like the sound of that.

duke63 wrote:He wouldn't get them between his thighs.

Poor bloke recovering from a serious op and here we are taking the piss.

And that’s why I love you guys.

Just got back in ward from ICU so allowed my phone again. Pretty sore and a bit nauseous after a wee walk with a cute Physio. Think I tried to hard to impress

No pain button just endone.

Had a shit night, barely 1.5hrs broken sleep, hourly obs, heart rate monitor alarmed every time I nodded off because my resting heart rate is naturally low (40-45). So looking forward to getting some sleep.