"like a rugby ball"

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"like a rugby ball"

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... g-sex.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Teen has surgery to reduce the girth.

Blimey. That's got to be bigger than a baby's head.
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Going for a pee must be an effort, never mind cracking one off!
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what a great thing to brag about down the pub :)
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10 inch circumference bloody he'll!! He has earned his bragging rights!!
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All joking aside that must have been bloody awkward .
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D41 wrote:All joking aside that must have been bloody awkward .
OK... who are you and what have you done with Darren? :D

But totally agree, carting that around in ya pants would've been a right hassle, something I'll never know about (blush) . Something else stood out in that article, he's 17 and was complaining it was preventing him from having sex. He's doing better than I did at that age if he had that problem. Maybe the huge member reputation was getting runs on the board.
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WOW , (allhail) , he should have set up his own religion (muscle)
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You guys obviously haven't seen the pictures on Liveleak. Poor guy, it's totally unusable for anything other than p!ssing through.

Can't post them on here but go to Liveleak and search for penis reduction
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thanks for that

I had to look, didn't I?
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Kwacky wrote:thanks for that

I had to look, didn't I?
Fighting the urge, but curiosity is leading at the mo.
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Think puffer fish with a phallic nose
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I didn't lppk....the description was more than enough to suggest a severe abnormality.
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SHE GAVE ME WATER!
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Bloody hell flicked through the video! I thought the surgeons would be gently...they treated it like they were butcher's!! Haha
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so glad I'm at work so company policy precludes my curiosity!
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