Err...when your lass asks...."Baby, does this dress look sexy??".....the response "Yeah, I suppose....but how much does that dress weigh?? ....like maybe 40lbs or sommit??" might not be the best answer.
My girl was standing in the kitchen doorway this morning........"Get out of the fu&king way!!!"
"Excuse me??"
I said "GET OUT OF THE FU*KING WAY!!!"
Darren's Dating Tips.
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Re: Darren's Dating Tips.
Well it was.......got the food bug again....lot of hallucinations and nightmares last night....usual fever and throw ups.
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Re: Darren's Dating Tips.
Always tell your 4 year old nephew who is going in for heart surgery tomoz and happens to be playing with some beads...."Dude....it's heart surgery, it's not a fecking sex change!!" 
