Sigh Petty neighbours

[Blade]

I'm not saying do this but it would be funny.

When we were kids my mate and it was him not me before anyone asks got some dog poo on a stick and smeared it on the inside of the mayor's stretch ford Granada limo things door handles. When the mayor opened his car he had dog muck all over his hands and under his finger nails, it must have stunk for days.

As I say it was my mate not me and I'm not suggesting doing it just mentioning a hysterical sorry I mean historical event

[DaytonAndy]

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[Blade]

For a minute their I thought Ian Dantiths dog Sh1t smearing primary school years had made the news, haha.

[Tuffers]

My Mrs is an expert at smashing cars up parked at the end of our drive. She reversed our car into the side of a Mazda MR2 last summer and wrote it off. Our car has reversing sensors, but she couldn't hear them over the radio

Have you tried nudging his car up the road, assuming his handbrake isn't on full. That would be amusing, or a few roofing tacks scattered sparingly under his tyres. I've actually thought about doing this one; buy an old banger and park it over his drive and leave it there. Or you could order a penis enlarger catalogue and send it to his Mrs. If you do decide to do anything, don't give them the blank, ie make out all is well and carry on as normal.

I had someone do a very evil thing to my wife years ago and I mean evil. The husband and wife moved about 20 miles away shortly after. I found out their address. It was summer and the World Cup was on. I went to the local council offices and got hold of all the neighbours names. I then sent RSVP's from all the neighbours to the evil people accepting an invite to a BBQ on the night of an England game. I parked up down the road on the night of the 'BBQ'. The evil people felt the urge to go out for the evening for some reason but it made the bastards think

[D41]

THAT IS AWESOME!!!

[Kwacky]

and somewhat creepy

But kudos all the same.

[rocket]

Lol I have left it for the moment ... As I don't want to get into a war as I could get just as hurt. It was the way they spoke to us I found most upsetting but if they prat around and start being petty and nasty they want to watch out....

[D41]

Time honored trick from the D41 archives.....any guy starts giving you any crap in a bar or owt.....just say "Would you like to go to bed with me??" and watch the reaction.

Maybe I should feel hurt that no-one ever said yes??

[StMarks]

...Maybe I should feel hurt that no-one ever said yes??

Maybe you should Darren.


I personally, however, would be very thankful that that had never backfired like that.
Still, we're all different aren't we mate.

[chris]

my neighbours are like that I get my own back tho especially in winter, I find a couple of buckets of water down there path overnight highly amusing and leaves and water on the windscreen, and when someone blocks my garage ill tow them and leave them in the middle of a road somewhere or take the valve out of a couple of wheels more satisfying than slashing tyres

[D6]

Find out when they are going on holiday in their caravan. Then park in such a way that they can't get it off their drive.

[Blade]

Find out when they are going on holiday in their caravan. Then park in such a way that they can't get it off their drive.

Now that is out of the box thinking

[rocket]

Me likey :-)

[Kwacky]

We had a neighbour who insisted he had to park his car on the street directly outside of his house. It was a crappy old escort. No idea why he loved it so much.

Another neighbour was going to Australia for a few weeks, so we parked his car in the spot. Escort man did his nut. Every day, at least twice a day, he would come out and see if the car had moved or if our mate was back home.

[D41]

Hate to say it, but my ex was a bit like that....very territorial. Still, we did own a lot of vehicles at the time.

Every Labor Day Weekend there is a huge street fair down the road from us, and parking for those going is dreadful....I'm not the only one who used to charge people to park outside their house.

[D6Nutz]

We had a neighbour who insisted he had to park his car on the street directly outside of his house. It was a crappy old escort. No idea why he loved it so much.

Another neighbour was going to Australia for a few weeks, so we parked his car in the spot. Escort man did his nut. Every day, at least twice a day, he would come out and see if the car had moved or if our mate was back home.

That sounds irritatingly familiar.. The prat next door parks like that, we don't have a massive amount of parking and he manages to park in such a way that he takes up the equivalent space of three cars he only drives a c3

[C00kiemonster]

I don't have neighbours

[Itchy]

I have lesbian neighbours.
(It's not as hot as you're imagining!)

They put a note through the door for the missus whilst I was away, saying that the dog had been barking for ages whilst she'd been out at the supermarket.
It was polite enough, so the missus went round to apologise and asked if it happened often.
They said he did it all the time when we were out.

I didn't believe that so I told the missus to set up a video camera to record him whilst we were out.

Lo and behold, we discovered that they were full of shit.

I don't even know why they lied, their dog barks much more than ours and we don't moan about it, it's what dogs do FFS!

[Monty]

People really are weird