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British film council has banned 10 actions in pornography that is deemed to be politically uncorrect.

1) Spanking
2) Caning
3) Whipping
4) Fisting
5) Verbal abuse
6) Face sitting
7) Penetration by any object other than a penis
Female ejactulation
9) Waterworks (people weeing)
10) Strangulation

Thanks Mr Cameron. I feel safer already.

What a farce. So kids are being abusive and girls groomed with the Police and social services looking the other way - that's ok?

But if two consenting adults want to film a bit of spanking then that's bad, m'kay.

Damn... That's my evening with Mrs Cookie ruined

They would be far better using their powers to limit internet porn, IMHO.

What sort of limits Duke?

Cookie - you're fine, you're in France. I look forward to the livelink

Kwacky wrote:What sort of limits Duke?

Cookie - you're fine, you're in France. I look forward to the livelink

Not with my ugly mug on camera you don't

To limit the availability to youngsters and to look at the effect it is having on their expectations of sex in a proper relationship.

Yes i know there are software solutions but they seem to limit availability to everything over 18 and i think that's going OTT.

You can speak to your kids and explain as much as you can about what is right and wrong but when any and all of it its easily available by the click of a button, i'm not sure that is a good way forward.

I'm still astonished that companies can provide internet services, websites etc but they are not held responsible for any of the content. The news press is exactly the same thing but they are totally responsible for the content.

I think you're right about the changes in approach to relationships. I'm open minded but have to admit the way people seem to act towards each other. It now seems the norm for blokes to send a dick pic to a girl to see if she's interested. How romantic. A middle aged woman I know is back on the dating scene and her tales make me glad I'm a married man.

Aside from the ludicrous prudishness of it all, the really funny thing about this is, it's only a restriction on stuff made in the UK. You can still view anything made outside the UK that has these acts involved over the internet in the UK.

There are far worse things to get worked up about.

To be honest I think the government could be spending their time in finding a solution to our other problems. We pay them every year and the best we get is them banning some sex acts!! How does the government prioritise their s%it!!

Just goes to show how out of touch they really are.

I can kind of understand some of their deluded logic behind most of the list, but female ejaculation? What the feck are they thinking? Also how much of the porn viewed here is made here? Absolute waste of time and money IMHO

Feck me, just did a search for "British Porn". Won't be doing that again in a hurry!

Weeing no - but defecating on someone is fine?!?!

Its fine so long as they are not sitting on the other persons face at the time.

Monty wrote:Feck me, just did a search for "British Porn". Won't be doing that again in a hurry!

It's not top drawer stuff, is it?

Dunno, most of the stuff I see is Czech or Russian.

Itchy wrote:

Monty wrote:Feck me, just did a search for "British Porn". Won't be doing that again in a hurry!

It's not top drawer stuff, is it?

It's not even "bottom draw of the kitchen cabinet that you ripped out and left in the garage 15 years ago and now use for hiding empty Special Brew cans from the wife" stuff!

5. Verbal abuse.

I feckin' love it.....my lass doesn't speak a word of English....I talk sh^t all the time and then just throw in a "Mi amore!!" once in a while...it's great!!

female ejaculation is a natural occurence ,stupid they are banning that

It's a pretty fecking rare occurrence if I'm involved in any way.

Perkles wrote:female ejaculation is a natural occurence ,stupid they are banning that

I'm surprised no one has suggested this might be breaking the law regarding equality for women.