Impotency??

[D41]

Anyone have any experience of this?....my mate (and no, it's not me!) just confided to me that he's having issues....frankly, I had no idea what to say, other than grab him an Asahi from the fridge...typical Geordie solution!!
But he's a good guy, I'd like to help if I can.

[duke63]

Warm your hands first.

[Kwacky]

Warm your hands first.

Or use a freshmint mouth wash.

Mini Kwacky let me down once. A spliff and a cuppa later and I was ready to go.

[Monty]

Warm your hands first.

I actually just spat some wine on the living room carpet

[Norfolknchance]

Warm your hands first.

Thank god everyone is in the Lab and the office is empty.

[Perkles]

nice to hear of a mate giving a helping hand

[D41]

You know, I try to ask a serious question.....

[duke63]

...this is Tankslap.

Serious questions usually get immature answers.

Mumsnet is the place to get serious answers on questions of sex.

[StMarks]

.....Mumsnet is the place to get serious answers on questions of sex.

There you go D41. It seems that someone has the relevant experience, & knows exactly where you can find the answer you need.

Sorry, should I have written; ...your "friend" needs...

[D41]

I was surprised mate...he just kinda blurted it out.

[StMarks]

I was surprised mate...he just kinda blurted it out.

Premature ejaculation and impotency.? Poor chap.!

[duke63]

Surely its one or the other?

[bb41]

sounds like my kinda bloke

[Kwacky]

Tell him to take up knitting.

[D41]

Well, I guess he got it sorted.....not to be rude, but looking at his lass, I'd be pretty impotent too....she has to be pushing 300lb.


That's one of my rules.....never date a chick who weighs more than you.

[Kwacky]

I don't mind curves but if anyone is prepared to allow themselves to get to 300lbs then they clearly don't have any interest in their own wellbeing.

[Deegee]

Tbh if I was looking at a 22 stone woman the wee man would run away and hide. In a dark corner probably.

[D41]

To be fair, I don't know if she's that big, but she is pretty big....defo not one I'd be going for.

[Norfolknchance]

Just roll em in corn flour and aim for the damp patch.

Although, if she's that big there may be a few