Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

Anyone have any experience of this?....my mate (and no, it's not me!) just confided to me that he's having issues....frankly, I had no idea what to say, other than grab him an Asahi from the fridge...typical Geordie solution!!
But he's a good guy, I'd like to help if I can.

Warm your hands first.

duke63 wrote:Warm your hands first.

Or use a freshmint mouth wash.

Mini Kwacky let me down once. A spliff and a cuppa later and I was ready to go.

duke63 wrote:Warm your hands first.

I actually just spat some wine on the living room carpet

duke63 wrote:Warm your hands first.

Thank god everyone is in the Lab and the office is empty.

nice to hear of a mate giving a helping hand

You know, I try to ask a serious question.....

...this is Tankslap.

Serious questions usually get immature answers.

Mumsnet is the place to get serious answers on questions of sex.

duke63 wrote:.....Mumsnet is the place to get serious answers on questions of sex.

There you go D41. It seems that someone has the relevant experience, & knows exactly where you can find the answer you need.

Sorry, should I have written; ...your "friend" needs...

I was surprised mate...he just kinda blurted it out.

D41 wrote:I was surprised mate...he just kinda blurted it out.

Premature ejaculation and impotency.? Poor chap.!

Surely its one or the other?

sounds like my kinda bloke

Tell him to take up knitting.

Well, I guess he got it sorted.....not to be rude, but looking at his lass, I'd be pretty impotent too....she has to be pushing 300lb.


That's one of my rules.....never date a chick who weighs more than you.

I don't mind curves but if anyone is prepared to allow themselves to get to 300lbs then they clearly don't have any interest in their own wellbeing.

Tbh if I was looking at a 22 stone woman the wee man would run away and hide. In a dark corner probably.

To be fair, I don't know if she's that big, but she is pretty big....defo not one I'd be going for.

Just roll em in corn flour and aim for the damp patch.

Although, if she's that big there may be a few