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A bit of fun this one...

Count up the total number of cylinders for all the internal combustion in engines in your household. Cars. 'bikes, hedgetrimmers, lawnmowers etc - add them all up and give a list!

I'll get it started:

30!

Jag - 6
Mondeo -4
Citroen - 4
Strimmer - 1
Generator - 1
Chainsaw - 1
Lawnmower - 1
Lawnmower2 - 1
Rotorvator - 1

KTM Rc8 - 2
Honda CBR600rr - 4
Honda 400/4 - 4

Octavia - 4
Ka - 4
Multistrada - 2
748 - 2
CBR trackbike - 4

= 16

I don't like this thread as I'm starting to feel inferior already

11

Volvo - 5
Merc - 4
Aprilia RSV - 2

Fiesta -4
CB1R -4
Mower -1
Strimmer -1

Total 10



That's not including any sex toys.

"Fire up the sex toys Bratty, I'm in the mood"

Mazda - 4
Nissan - 4
ZX6r - 4

Total = 12

Land Rover - 5
Volvo - 5
Daytona - 4
Dyson - 1

Total - 15

Ninja - 4
Piece of Junk called car - 3
dyson - 1

Total = an earth shattering 8!

Alfa - 4 (feels like 6 though )
Daytona - 4
Zx10r - 4

Total 12

i feel like I need more in my life. May need to go and take a shufty on ebay for a genny & petrol lawnmower

Do it. I love engines, more often then not there is one in pieces in the garage

I want a small steam engine to play with at some point....

Rob wrote:Alfa - 4 (feels like 6 though )

The cylinder count can be doubled for Alfa's just for being Alfa's I miss my GTV (but not the running costs)

Santa Fe = ????? no idea I just put in black go go juice.

Fiesta = ???? no idea, I just put in green go go juice.

Speed triple = Hmmmmmm, maybe 3?

Petrol lawn mower = Might be a 6 or 1. Going for 1.

Petrol Hedge trimmer = surely 8.

Caravan = 20

That makes me the winner.

Truck=8
Work car=8
Wife's car=4
Jeep CJ=6
Daytona=4
Mower=1
Trimmer=1

Total of....32, which is a large gas bill

Zafira - 4
Z1000 - 4

That's it.

8.

Focus Cmax 4
Tiger 3
Track 675 3
Dead CG125 1
Gennie 1
Mini Gees little Chinese bike 1
Lawmower 1
Compressor 1

15 cylinders in all.

Bratty wrote:Fiesta -4
CB1R -4
Mower -1
Strimmer -1

Total 10



That's not including any sex toys.

This one of yours, Bratty?

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfKJpdo4Cnk[/video]

19 bike cylinders
9 car cylinders

duke63 wrote:

Bratty wrote:Fiesta -4
CB1R -4
Mower -1
Strimmer -1

Total 10



That's not including any sex toys.

This one of yours, Bratty?

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfKJpdo4Cnk[/video]

Ow!

Yes bit the wife insists on holding it.

I'm only going to list working ones (yes, I realise I probably need therapy )

2x Toyota Cars 8
1x Spitfire (somewhere) 4
JCB 3C digger 4
Thwaits Dumper 1
Daytona 675 3
CBR 4
RS250 2
3x MTX 200s 3
BSA C10 1
Yamaha Viagra 2
2x Stihl chainsaws 2
3x Stihl hedgetrimmers 3
2x Stihl strimmers 2
2x Stihl Chopcut saws 2
2x Honda Generators 2
Atco 12/36 sit on mower 1
Honda push mower 1

Somewhere around 45 ?

I do hope you've not got that lot parked outside in your front garden.