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My boss gets that all the time. It must really piss him off. He doesn't get any peace when he's at work.

Kwacky wrote:My boss gets that all the time. It must really piss him off. He doesn't get any peace when he's at work.

It's terrible does my head in!!

Go out at lunch?

Only get X2 30 minute breaks and if I go out that would involve a lot of walking and I just want to relax sometimes I go out to shop if I have my wallet but if o do that usually means I spend loads on food that I really don't need lol!!

Put head phones in or on your ears, you don't need to be plugged in, blank close to people who want to try and speak to you, better still stick a paper bag over your head with Feck off written across the front ha ha ha ha ha

Love the paper bag idea...I think I would add a sleeping face on to it as well haha!!

£48 for a watch battery and apparently that's cheap

Where the hell are you going to get that sort of price...I I'll do it for £40 coz we be matez haha

Admin assistants who can't file in date and time order and who seem to struggle to use a hole punch. FFS the files are supposed to look neat and tidy, not look like someone coming down off drugs has decided to throw it in the air then try and put it back together.

iOS 9.3

Totally screwed my phone for anything with internet links. Safari is unusable unless java script is turned off, which makes it feel like I'm back on dial up pages.

Apple used to be known for well tested robust software. Jobs would be turning in his grave.

Rossgo wrote:Where the hell are you going to get that sort of price...I I'll do it for £40 coz we be matez haha

Apparently thats cheap

kiwikrasher wrote:iOS 9.3

Totally screwed my phone for anything with internet links. Safari is unusable unless java script is turned off, which makes it feel like I'm back on dial up pages.

Apple used to be known for well tested robust software. Jobs would be turning in his grave.

I saw all the furore regarding IOS9:3 and decided I was well out of it, tbh my IPad hasn't worked as it should since IOS7 was upgraded. Apple have so lost their touch as you say.

My particular gripe today is Mini Gee thinking it's ok to go out looking like a tramp. It's like pulling teeth getting him in the shower at the moment. It can't last, in a couple of years he'll be in there more than in his bedroom.

Deegee wrote:

kiwikrasher wrote:iOS 9.3

Totally screwed my phone for anything with internet links. Safari is unusable unless java script is turned off, which makes it feel like I'm back on dial up pages.

Apple used to be known for well tested robust software. Jobs would be turning in his grave.

I saw all the furore regarding IOS9:3 and decided I was well out of it, tbh my IPad hasn't worked as it should since IOS7 was upgraded. Apple have so lost their touch as you say.

My particular gripe today is Mini Gee thinking it's ok to go out looking like a tramp. It's like pulling teeth getting him in the shower at the moment. It can't last, in a couple of years he'll be in there more than in his bedroom.

Yup, I've put up with the restrictive platforms and blatant Eco system pressured up selling because 'it just worked'. They are losing that, and there edge on the competition.

Just hope Mini Gee does develop a shower habit and not the wank sock, cause then you'll never get him out of his room!

Blade wrote:

Rossgo wrote:Where the hell are you going to get that sort of price...I I'll do it for £40 coz we be matez haha

Apparently thats cheap

Do you have some sort of top of the range Rolex or something?!

kiwikrasher wrote:iOS 9.3

Totally screwed my phone for anything with internet links. Safari is unusable unless java script is turned off, which makes it feel like I'm back on dial up pages.

Apple used to be known for well tested robust software. Jobs would be turning in his grave.

It's not IOS 9.3, this bug has been around for a while affecting different devices, on different IOS versions with certain APPs installed. Something to do with an APP file that contains URLs. In my case it's Booking.com.

Apple have admitted it, which is rare they normally don't.

Ohhhh.. I have booking.com app. But I have a booking on it for this weekend so I can't delete it!

Rossgo wrote:

Blade wrote:

Rossgo wrote:Where the hell are you going to get that sort of price...I I'll do it for £40 coz we be matez haha

Apparently thats cheap

Do you have some sort of top of the range Rolex or something?!

It's a decent watch but No not a Rolex. I've never been a fan tbh.

Kwacky wrote:Admin assistants who can't file in date and time order and who seem to struggle to use a hole punch. FFS the files are supposed to look neat and tidy, not look like someone coming down off drugs has decided to throw it in the air then try and put it back together.

Need a new admin bod Kwacky?

fat bald blokes that push in ques and think they are hard because they are fat and bald ,I was going to kick his head in but the mother behind me tore him a new arsehole

Perkles wrote:fat bald blokes that push in ques and think they are hard because they are fat and bald ,I was going to kick his head in but the mother behind me tore him a new arsehole

My pet hate. Queue jumping

What were you all queuing for?