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Sounds like a quality morning KK

Everyone in the house has a cold. I've painted a sign on the door using goat's blood.

Just had another hour down by the pool, trying to get some panic tanning done!

As well as bikini watching, naturally!

but of what you're watching.

Kwacky wrote:

but of what you're watching.

See, I thought about that, but there are so many possible pitfalls.

Like have I turned the sound off on my phone? (Don't want to hear that awkward shutter sound as I'm surreptitiously taking a side boob shot!)

Can any of the big, protective Americans see me snapping their ladies? (If they can, can I outrun them if I'm wearing flip flops?)

Do I have an answer if the Brit girl I'm next to asks me what the hell I think I'm doing? ("Perving at you" would not, I think, be an acceptable one, and would make work tomorrow a little awkward.)


Sorry all, I'm too much of a pussy!

The shutter sound option is on the camera options, not your sound.

So I'm told.

my new camera has a silent mode - apparently so you dont disturb the wildlife - I presume while taking shots of sideboob and disappearing thongs .

Just had an afternoon nap before getting ready to go and see the The Who in Brum tonight.

Weekend afternoon naps are one of the pleasures of a British winter for me.

Gutted.

The pool is now closed for 2 weeks.

As the only authorised area for sunbathing, there will be no more panic tanning.

More importantly, this will conclude Itchy's tactical bikini-watching tour.





Sad sad times my friends. I don't think I felt this bad when I dropped my Daytona at Mallory Park!

That's karma for not sharing.

Ended up in a Chocolaterie, they had hot chocolates that were out of this world, very tasty....yum yum - here's the fella making all sorts of sweets and chocs and stuff....

Drinking as much lemsip as I can get my hands on ..

All over the shop today. This afternoon I'm in Court for what should be a straightforward hearing (famous last words) then back to the office to report to clients. At some point after work I've got to drive to Cambridge. I think I'll wait for the traffic to die down.

Back at work and I feel so screwed already! Jet lags a bitch! Went to sleep at around 1830 last night! Putting me in a right foul mood and when I got in this morning I have found the department in a disgrace. So flipping angry. Looks like the guy who was covering didn't even look after the place

How to make you forget you've been on holiday with a crash.

It's not nice when you come back to a load of shit to deal with.

Precisely! I was fuming. Been away for 10 days how can they get it like that! Organisation has gone to pot as well. Works orders all over the place I swear the guy alllowed it to get like that so today they could take it easier and start late, which they did didn't start our main job until a hour and half in. Well tomorrow they will be working straight from 0600hrs!

Flying to darwin on my commute to work. This is going to be a tough swing. I don't get back till New Years eve,but good chance I'm going to miss the flight again due to flight changes so probably won't be home till next year.

Sat in a Travelodge watching crap TV

Kwacky wrote:Sat in a Travelodge watching crap TV

You need one of these

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