Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 14 Jan 2021, 08:25
Bloke shopping in 2021
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 19 Jan 2021, 17:14
I've been tested positive for Covid. I've not been out. The doctor reckons I've caught it off the cat. Don't ask meow.
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Posted: 20 Jan 2021, 04:28
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 20 Jan 2021, 22:33
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 24 Jan 2021, 00:36
What’s a bag of crisps and a gun got in common?
Everyone’s nice to you if you bring them to school
Everyone’s nice to you if you bring them to school
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 24 Jan 2021, 13:34
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 27 Jan 2021, 22:24
I've not seen this meme for years
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Posted: 27 Jan 2021, 23:02
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 28 Jan 2021, 15:17
We are so lucky to still have jobs currently. I had a bloke decorating my house for the last three days. I got chatting to him and he is a Ryanair pilot on Furlough. He is decorating now to try and pay his mortgage, sad times but in fairness he did a great job on the landing.
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Posted: 28 Jan 2021, 17:44
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 01 Feb 2021, 17:20
OOF! 
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 04 Feb 2021, 09:56
As you may have heard there's been some scumbag going round our way breaking in to people's houses for months, but the police couldn't catch him, despite knowing his name - Callum.
His general MO was breaking into people's houses through a utility room window (often left open) specifically to destroy their washing machines by putting bricks into them & turning them on, whilst helping himself to whatever he wanted from the rest of the house.
Vindictive and odd, but effective for quite a while.
Anyway, just read elsewhere that he was found dead in an alley from a drug overdose. It's never nice hearing of someone's death, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.
But on the bright side, washing machines live longer with Cal gone...
Sorry
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 04 Feb 2021, 15:29
Seen somewhere in Scotland last week.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 05 Feb 2021, 22:03
Scientists in the 90's
We have successfully cloned a Sheep, she's called Dolly and is 100% healthy. Our American friends have landed a rover on Mars which landed safely and is sending back amazing data!
Scientists in the 2020's
For the millionth time! THE EARTH IS ROUND!!!
We have successfully cloned a Sheep, she's called Dolly and is 100% healthy. Our American friends have landed a rover on Mars which landed safely and is sending back amazing data!
Scientists in the 2020's
For the millionth time! THE EARTH IS ROUND!!!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 06 Feb 2021, 17:34