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Pervert on the loose

Post by duke63 »

So come on. Own up. Who is it that gets so excited when out on their bike they need to resort to this? :D

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At least he wipes his hands after :D

Must be the vibrations :?
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Nope not me, I'd never admit to riding a scooter.
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Just goes to show, Moped riders are wankers (lol)
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There are some sick ppl out there.
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It's not often you see "pleasure" and "scooter" in the same sentence.......
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who needs strip bars when you could just ride around, find a lady you like, flop it out and start tugging

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/shudders at the thought of an English strip bar.....
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D41 wrote:/shudders at the thought of an English strip bar.....
Image actually made me chuckle!! That's what all the foreigners say at my old work too...we have ugle women here apprently Image Image

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Yeah maybe so, but at least we're only a short drive from mainland Europe. (lol)

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And when I want YOUR opinion Monty, I'll give it to you.
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D41 has been spoilt by all the hot strippers he used to date
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Kwacky wrote:D41 has been spoilt by all the hot strippers he used to date
Hot as in sweaty... (shake) (shake) chickenstrips
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A good number of strippers in Aussie are English, and they are all gorgeous.... or so I've been told because I wouldn't know anything about that (wasntme)
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Kwacky wrote:D41 has been spoilt by all the hot strippers he used to date
Moi??

If you think I was spoilt then, can you even begin to imagine how spoilt I am now!!??
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kiwikrasher wrote:A good number of strippers in Aussie are English, and they are all gorgeous.... or so I've been told because I wouldn't know anything about that (wasntme)
It's the sun it attracts all the women, I must admit I noticed over in Oz the girls are fricking gorgeous and loads work out....these are our beauties!! Image Image

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Such delicate flowers.
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This thread has genuinely scared me,.................................. and I work in Kirkby.
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Beauty is a relative term for some people i guess :D
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So is "modern dentistry".
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