Toast causes cancer

[Kwacky]

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I give up.

Cooking food to a brown colour will kill you. That's the latest.

We'll ignore the shite sprayed on our foods or pumped into our air and water, we'll blame toast.

Way to go.

[Monty]

They've been saying that for years, but I take your point

[D41]

Well, that's my breakfast plans irrevocably fecked.
Think I'll snort some powdered asbestos instead.

[Cav]

Time for a facepalm...



...I think most people in my generation will have cancer at some point, I whole-heartedly expect to get it with all the shit in our systems

[Deegee]

What next? Beanz gives gives you flatulence? Oh hang on a moment......

[StMarks]

Let's face it, life kills you,.... Get over it.

[D6Nutz]

What next? Beanz gives gives you flatulence? Oh hang on a moment......

Disappointingly they don't work on me..

Strong real ales on the other hand

[Kwacky]

Ah, real ale farts. They're special.

[kiwikrasher]

Ah, real ale farts. They're special.

The chef out here at the moment does a mean beef rendang (I'm suspicious about the amount of MSG in it though) but boy does that make me farts deadly. Dropped one in the shower the other night and had to get out it was that bad!