Joke of the day

[kiwikrasher]

[Kwacky]

If you want to know why the British are so good at cycling and rowing, take a look at the cost of public transport.

[DaytonAndy]

Kids playing with guns
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[duke63]

[D41]

LOLOL!!

[duke63]

[Kwacky]

Dad owl: I’m dying so I need you to look after things. I’m going to give you-

Son owl: Don’t say it

Dad: Power of a tawny

Son: [turns head]

[Monty]

[kiwikrasher]

[duke63]

[duke63]

SERIOUS ENQUIRIES ONLY.
A Club member has won a ticket to the MotoGP round at Philip Island, Australia on 23-Oct. It includes pit pass, first class flight and hotel suite for the weekend.
Unfortunately he didn't realise when he won it that this is the same weekend as his wedding! If you are interested and want to go instead of him then it's:











2pm
St. Peter's Church
Black Lion Lane
Hammersmith
London
Her name is Sarah and she will be the one in the white dress...

[duke63]

[Kwacky]

Remember, if you're attacked by a gang of clowns, defend yourself and always go for the juggler

[Kwacky]

I've got a job at London Fashion Week trimming models pubic hair.

Its £10 an hour, gash in hand.

[Monty]

[video]https://www.facebook.com/owen.jennings/ ... 108511638/[/video]

[duke63]

There are some incredibly stupid people in this world...and they seem to want to show everyone how stupid they are.

[Itchy]

I've seen that one before, and yet I still laughed and nearly dropped my tea when I watched it again!

[D41]

WTF???

[kiwikrasher]

I have no idea was his agenda was there. Lucky he didn't end up with a molten mask stuck to his face

[C00kiemonster]

Lol - thats so stupid