Relieveing motorway boredom

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Relieveing motorway boredom

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What a sad wanker :D

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FFS :) that's desperate.
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Twat!
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When you've got to go, you've got to go (lol)
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Doesn't everyone do that?

Much harder on a motorbike mind you (lol)
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At what point do you decide to start watching porn and have a wank whilst driving?
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So both of them driving and using a mobile,what a crash that would make with some bloke with his todger out
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Kwacky wrote:At what do you decide watching porn and have a wank whilst driving?
When you are Monty or Kiwi it would seem. :D
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Perkles wrote:So both of them driving and using a mobile,what a crash that would make with some bloke with his todger out
Could have been worse, he could have been getting a blowjob and she bit it clean off in a crash.... What's more she'd probably have choked on it as well....
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Deegee wrote:
Perkles wrote:So both of them driving and using a mobile,what a crash that would make with some bloke with his todger out
Could have been worse, he could have been getting a blowjob and she bit it clean off in a crash.... What's more she'd probably have choked on it as well....
Ok, I'll give you that the wanking and porn watching is a bit OTT, but don't start dishing on road trip blowjobs.... Been well over 15yrs since that's happened but great memories (devil)
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HAHA 20 years for me! Unless you count the wife. Does the wife count?
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Brilliant!! Well when the need arises...!!
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Monty wrote:HAHA 20 years for me! Unless you count the wife. Does the wife count?
Well I don't because she never did it!

But good work if you're still getting them from yours! (rock) Kids don't seem to mind?? (lol)
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kiwikrasher wrote:
But good work if you're still getting them from yours! (rock) Kids don't seem to mind?? (lol)
I told my daughter the other week if she didn't get to sleep soon she's going to have to lie awake listening to her parents having sex.

That seemed to do the trick.
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Kwacky wrote:
kiwikrasher wrote:
But good work if you're still getting them from yours! (rock) Kids don't seem to mind?? (lol)
I told my daughter the other week if she didn't get to sleep soon she's going to have to lie awake listening to her parents having sex.

That seemed to do the trick.
Lol. Scarred for life now... Buy her some new headphones ;)
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apparently the twat who shut the m6 all day yesterday was doing 130mph in a 50 limit ,he managed to kill himself in the process though
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