Relieveing motorway boredom

Post by **duke63** » 04 Feb 2016, 20:23

What a sad wanker

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Post by **C00kiemonster** » 04 Feb 2016, 20:26

FFS

that's desperate.

Post by **Frankie** » 04 Feb 2016, 20:46

Twat!

Post by **Monty** » 04 Feb 2016, 21:22

When you've got to go, you've got to go

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 04 Feb 2016, 21:29

Doesn't everyone do that?

Much harder on a motorbike mind you

Post by **Kwacky** » 04 Feb 2016, 22:13

At what point do you decide to start watching porn and have a wank whilst driving?

Post by **Perkles** » 04 Feb 2016, 22:21

So both of them driving and using a mobile,what a crash that would make with some bloke with his todger out

Post by **duke63** » 04 Feb 2016, 22:27

Kwacky wrote:At what do you decide watching porn and have a wank whilst driving?

When you are Monty or Kiwi it would seem.

Post by **Deegee** » 04 Feb 2016, 23:26

Perkles wrote:So both of them driving and using a mobile,what a crash that would make with some bloke with his todger out

Could have been worse, he could have been getting a blowjob and she bit it clean off in a crash.... What's more she'd probably have choked on it as well....

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 05 Feb 2016, 03:06

Deegee wrote:
Perkles wrote:So both of them driving and using a mobile,what a crash that would make with some bloke with his todger out
Could have been worse, he could have been getting a blowjob and she bit it clean off in a crash.... What's more she'd probably have choked on it as well....

Ok, I'll give you that the wanking and porn watching is a bit OTT, but don't start dishing on road trip blowjobs.... Been well over 15yrs since that's happened but great memories

Post by **Monty** » 05 Feb 2016, 05:41

HAHA 20 years for me! Unless you count the wife. Does the wife count?

Post by **Rossgo** » 05 Feb 2016, 06:45

Brilliant!! Well when the need arises...!!

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 05 Feb 2016, 06:45

Monty wrote:HAHA 20 years for me! Unless you count the wife. Does the wife count?

Well I don't because she never did it!

But good work if you're still getting them from yours!

Kids don't seem to mind??

Post by **Kwacky** » 05 Feb 2016, 09:56

kiwikrasher wrote:
But good work if you're still getting them from yours! Kids don't seem to mind??

I told my daughter the other week if she didn't get to sleep soon she's going to have to lie awake listening to her parents having sex.

That seemed to do the trick.

Post by **C00kiemonster** » 05 Feb 2016, 11:27

Kwacky wrote:
kiwikrasher wrote:
But good work if you're still getting them from yours! Kids don't seem to mind??
I told my daughter the other week if she didn't get to sleep soon she's going to have to lie awake listening to her parents having sex.

That seemed to do the trick.

Lol. Scarred for life now... Buy her some new headphones

Post by **Perkles** » 05 Feb 2016, 11:48

apparently the twat who shut the m6 all day yesterday was doing 130mph in a 50 limit ,he managed to kill himself in the process though

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