What are you doing today ??

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Kwacky wrote:Saw you saw two milfs? Big deal ;) . I had two attractive female doctors wearing latex gloves prodding my junk this morning. I had to think boring thoughts to stop Mini Kwacky show his appreciation (angel)
I guess that's old age for you Kwacky.; When you were 17, no amount of desperately "thinking boring thoughts" would prevent that.
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At 17 I would have already knocked a couple off the wrist before 10 am (lol)
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just booked an appointment with the passport office to fast track a renewal. Got to go next Thursday to that there London village. Uggghhh
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Kwacky wrote:Saw you saw two milfs? Big deal ;) . I had two attractive female doctors wearing latex gloves prodding my junk this morning. I had to think boring thoughts to stop Mini Kwacky show his appreciation (angel)
I thought you had a skin condition, not a foreskin condition! :)
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Guess where the skin condition started (devil)
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In the hospital as the nurse pulled the latex gloves on ;)
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Blade wrote:In the hospital as the nurse pulled the latex gloves on ;)
Is the CCTV footage already on pornhub?
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It just says REMOVED (lol)
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Kwacky wrote:Why is it smelly? Can't you afford toilet paper?
What's toilet paper ??? You just use your hand to wipe right ????

It's smelly as I can not wash it properly and it's trapped in a pot :-(.

How do left handed people live. I'm Suprised they don't just curl up and die.

And the pain in my arm looks mingin
"80mph" sorry officer I possibly could not have done that I'm no Valentino Rossi.
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Being bored rigid and trying to stay awake on a risk assessment course
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Have you got the bit where you're told tiredness kills? :D
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Stopped the our department as we have broken down...however by the sounds of it the other department isn't having an easy time either. I swear this place just runs on break downs!
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Wondering how to get square pegs into round holes
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Buy cheap bolts and force them in ;)
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I was thinking cheap "round" holes that allow all shapes and sizes.
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Big hammer.
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Kwacky wrote:Have you got the bit where you're told tiredness kills? :D
I think I was already a sleep by then (giggle)
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Washed my textile gear in the washing machine. Started to sponge it all down like the instructions said to but just thought screw it, it's going in the washing machine! Looks like brand new, just hoping their still waterproof! If not then I guess I'll have to buy some waterproof spray for them!
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Oh I got my refund in full this morning, what a relief I have been thinking about it this whole time, thinking I bet the bastards come up with something so they don't have to pay it all back. Now I have to find another quote next week for my car. Ball ache!!
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Risk assessing the risk of falling asleep, falling out of my chair and hitting my head whilst being bored to death on a risk assessment course.

I'm starting to think it's too risky to attend (giggle)
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