Dumping The B*tch.

[D41]

Time to move on I guess.

I swear, even though we don't communicate that well, we manage to muddle through it.
Was looking forward to a 1st Xmas together, but we're done....she's an irresponsible parent....badly...and I don't have the time for that....top tip....want to piss your lass off? - take her phone!! (which is actually a phone I let her borrow..."it cost $600, did you think it was free??")

Just blowing off steam.

[D6]

Sounds like it would have only blown up bigger in the long run. If you can't be happy after a year together, it's not worth taking it further,

Hang about in the park, it shouldn't take long before you find someone else interested in Poodles.

[D41]

Feck off mate.....she was a 9....you know I had to try??

Feck me....I must have unleashed a new life or sommit.....I've got Renee, Kim, and some other chick's number whose name I don't remember.....all a frickin' 9 to 10 all wanting to hook up......I don't get it??....and I'm not a player dude.....I've never asked a girl out in my life, I wouldn't know how to.

And no. I've never asked a guy out either.....feckers.

[Kwacky]

What about a Poodle? You must get favours if you give them berets.

[D41]

You know what??.....I come on here and bare my heart, and all I receive is ridicule....berets are cool, ballcaps are cool.....if I had a bike even a helmet would look cool....right now it would look like I'm off to make pillowcases or sommit.

[D6]

Surely everyone on here knows to only expect ridicule??? It's what we excel at.

I would imagine you do look better in a helmet though.

[Norfolknchance]

Full face obviously, with a dark visor.

[C00kiemonster]

The Internet is full of fools and ridicule....

[D41]

Aaaaaaargh!

I took her back.....I'm such a wuss!! Some strict rules in place though, because I am Heinrich Himmler.....don't really care anyway.....in 2-3 months I'll be outta here.

[Kwacky]

Make up sex can be worth the hassle.

[duke63]

Make up sex? Is that like shagging Estée Lauder? Or even Max Factor if that's your particular choice.

[D41]

Hey....can't be all bad....I just picked up a house in Vera Cruz, wherever the feck that is (Mexico somewhere)....this chick is serious, and I don't get it at all.....I watch TV, I play on the PC, maybe work on some comedy or play guitar.....but I don't do ANYTHING.....and all of a sudden this lass comes along and thinks I'm the living end.

I wondered for a while if she was just playing me, but doesn't seem to be the case.

And FFS how do you deal with this......I brought the tree in from the shed last night, and lil' Monique burst into tears....."No-one's ever bought me a Christmas tree before!!".....well, I didn't, it was in the f*cking shed.....but you can't exactly say that, just sit on your arse and help decorate it.

[bb41]

D41 I hate to be the bearer of honest comments, but are you sure you are doing the right thing ?? I know you like clean sheets everyday but I think the price you have to pay is too high !!!!

[D6]

I got to admit if you are saying one moment you are"dumping the bitch" then I think you need to think carefully if you are doing the right thing.

[D41]

Yeah...in retrospect not the best title for a thread.....I was a bit fraught at the time.

[Blade]

I like your new Avatar very diffferent

[StMarks]

I like your new Avatar very diffferent

Fwiw I thought the same.

(Although actually I suspected that someone with Admin access may have kindly changed it for him. )

[D41]

Kwacky did it for me, at my request.

[Deegee]

Well done D! That has to be the best avatar on here.

[Kwacky]

(Although actually I suspected that someone with Admin access may have kindly changed it for him. )

Only by invitation.