New rules for the British Adult Film Business

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Re: New rules for the British Adult Film Business

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duke63 wrote:
Perkles wrote:female ejaculation is a natural occurence :) ,stupid they are banning that
I'm surprised no one has suggested this might be breaking the law regarding equality for women. :D
They have, it's all over Twatter!

Also what's wrong with fisting? Plus no mention of buggery, that at least used to be illegal so you'd think it would have made the list. All seems totally random and weird to me.

Which reminds me, I need to order a new shower cap.
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Re: New rules for the British Adult Film Business

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Monty's daily porn playlist in one sentence.
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duke63 wrote:Monty's daily porn playlist in one sentence.

LMFAO!!!!
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and wtf is wrong with a good old bit of face sitting !
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What the feck does "WTF" mean??
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Watersporting Tankslap Fetishes
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D41 wrote:What the feck does "WTF" mean??
You just said it :D
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Can't believe anyone fell for that. (lol)
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A squirt never hurt.
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Si. wrote:A squirt never hurt.
It does when you tell her that's her side of the bed.
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(lol)
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Kwacky wrote:
Si. wrote:A squirt never hurt.
It does when you tell her that's her side of the bed.
Or she's doing the other no-no and sitting on your face! (sweat) (lol)
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Oh no....you can't unread some things KK.....go back to your oil rig you evil man! :D


I'm not a fan of porn.....I'm not about to say I've never watched it, and psychologists generally agree that it's quite healthy.....I just think it's a bit seedy is all.
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Re: New rules for the British Adult Film Business

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Anyone volunteering to be 'face-sat' outside the Houses of Parliament on Friday in protest? :D

I bet a fair few of those inside Parliament will have spent many an hour having someone's arsehole ground into their face.

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Re: New rules for the British Adult Film Business

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I agree with Rossgo, how the hell does this get on the list of things to discuss! I wonder how many red faces were in the meetings while discussing this one, and choosing what to keep in and ban ?
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