Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
Made I laugh!
A farmer in Dorset sees a man drinking from his stream & shouts:
"Wozzon? Ee dun wanna be drinkin dat, it's full of ‘orse piss an cow shit".
The man says:
"I'm from London and popped down to self-isolate in my 2nd home in the village, can you speak bit slower please".
The Farmer replies:
"If - you - use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!!
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A farmer in Dorset sees a man drinking from his stream & shouts:
"Wozzon? Ee dun wanna be drinkin dat, it's full of ‘orse piss an cow shit".
The man says:
"I'm from London and popped down to self-isolate in my 2nd home in the village, can you speak bit slower please".
The Farmer replies:
"If - you - use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!!
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Re: Joke of the day
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When airports re-open
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When airports re-open
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It is better to arrive 30 seconds late in this world than 30 years early in the next