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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough - Mario Andretti
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough - Mario Andretti
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This bloke told me once he went out with this bird and he knew she either had the clap or dementia, he couldn't work out which.
Anyway, he went to his GP to ask advice. The doc said "Take her for a long drive and drop her off in the middle of nowhere. If she finds her way home don't **** her.
Anyway, he went to his GP to ask advice. The doc said "Take her for a long drive and drop her off in the middle of nowhere. If she finds her way home don't **** her.
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Harmonica Challenge - don't let the harmonica make a sound
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Does the PAC in PAC Man stand for Paranoid About Coronavirus.?
If so, perhaps it was ahead of it's time after all.
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No, it was originally either Puck-Man or Puc-Man....the former, IIRC.
The name was changed because the early arcade consoles were being defaced to read something a bit less inviting.
Or more inviting, when you think about it.
The name was changed because the early arcade consoles were being defaced to read something a bit less inviting.
Or more inviting, when you think about it.
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Happiness is not a destination. It is a way of life.
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