What are you doing today ??

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Think i need to chsnge doctor
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Prostate exam next I reckon.
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Doctor (standing behind Duke)...

"Can you feel that??"
"Ugh...yes!!"
"Look....no hands!!!"
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Feeding the spiders
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Look at how well that thing is camouflaged...!
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Going to a Native American/hippy-fest.....it'll be a total fcuking nightmare.

The good news is that the weather is forecast to be about 245F in the shade, so with a bit of luck I'll collapse from heatstroke long before they start playing those Godawful drums.
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Photos of native American babes would be appreciated, but we all know you can't use a camera.
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Since I can’t ride I have resorted to copious amounts of G&T instead
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At my mum's for her 70th
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Playing host to my Sibs, we enjoyed a drink or two in the sunshine and had an excellent meal, currently relaxing on our own.
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Kwacky wrote:Photos of native American babes would be appreciated,
The "babes" are very few & far between.....for the most part think 'Tonto-in-a-skirt' & you will not be far off.
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My boss is out so today I will mostly be doing what I want
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Kwacky wrote:My boss is out so today I will mostly be doing what I want
my boss is back in after 2 days off last week so I will be actually working today to cover up how little I did when they wernt here. :D
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My boss is on holiday for 2 weeks from Monday, so she's in full panic mode. As I'm going away she's not given me any work this week, so I've got feck all to do.

So today I will mostly be watching the clock.
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Trying to get all my worked sorted!!!!! running out of time....
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Last night my misses found out one of our neighbours is a porn star. Shes dirty as it comes and loves anything and everything, quite quiet, keeps herself to herself really and does a lot of gardening. Wont give her details as its too close to home (literally) but my partner, myself and a another neighbour were talking and its quite true, we dont know what happens behind closed doors

Just a shame shes married, her hubby is also a porn star and they are both in their 60s

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That was a great story, right up until the very last word, which sort of killed it dead.
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D41 wrote:That was a great story, right up until the very last word, which sort of killed it dead.
I wish it wasnt true. We looked up her site last night and she is a real dirty girl, i just wish she was 20, dont even care that she would be married just 20...30 would do...even 40 to be honest Image

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Come on Ross, spill the beans :D
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I know what Ross is saying....I've seen women who still look stunning at 60...check out Brenda Venus' website..
.that lady is 70 & absolutely stunning (and $3000 a night for anyone who's interested).

And then again I've seen loads of lasses who look totally torn up at 25, if that.
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