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Man tries to burn EU flag, but it won’t light because of EU regulations on flammable materials

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He wears a mask for pity's sake.....like he's The Second Coming of Bin Laden or sommit.

Shuddup and go cash your Giro, loser.
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an old one but i like it :)
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I told the barmaid there's a car in the car park with its lights on. I wrote the details down for her to shout out in the pub. She had a few takers

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:D :D :D

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McCauley Culkin having trouble getting work these days? :D

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Taken from a sign in a NYC jewellery store...

"Deck the halls - not the next schmuck in line!"
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Decided to go horse riding ...

Something I haven't done in many years

It turned out to be a big mistake got on the horse and started out slowly,

before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go.

I couldn't hang on and I fell off,

I caught my foot in the stirrup and the horse just wouldn't stop -

Thankfully the manager at the toy shop came out and unplugged the machine.
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note: second image follows on from first - part of a story i illustrated for somebody else

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worth a read

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