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Bed bugs!!

Today will be about the sixth time in as many weeks I have to pack up everything, launder everything through a dryer, etc. and basically tear the whole house apart.

It's been an ongoing problemo in the OC/LA area for months. I'm not a fecking maid!!!!! I have a fecking maid FFS, but she's "off" at the moment.; How fecking convenient...I'm glad she gets paid a bajillion dollars a week to do bugger all.
Almost.

Emma's cooking...its fooking woeful.

After going away with the lads on our yearly holibobs, she lost half a stone..... i guess lettuce sardines aint that healthy.

Otherwise....life is grand as ever.

Si. wrote:Emma's cooking...its fooking woeful.

Quote of the week!!

Si. wrote:Emma's cooking...its fooking woeful.

After going away with the lads on our yearly holibobs, she lost half a stone..... i guess lettuce sardines aint that healthy.

Otherwise....life is grand as ever.

HAHA I've got the Sarah model, nice bum though!

Monty wrote:

Si. wrote:Emma's cooking...its fooking woeful.

After going away with the lads on our yearly holibobs, she lost half a stone..... i guess lettuce sardines aint that healthy.

Otherwise....life is grand as ever.

HAHA I've got the Sarah model, nice bum though!

It seems I may have got lucky, I also got an Emma model, but mine came with blonde hair, a nice bum and the pre-loaded cooking software package along with the Alcohol-averse Designated Driver upgrade. I'm extremely happy with mine, having had an earlier "Belinda" Beta version for 5yrs that was significantly under-specced in all departments....

Deegee wrote:

Monty wrote:

Si. wrote:Emma's cooking...its fooking woeful.

After going away with the lads on our yearly holibobs, she lost half a stone..... i guess lettuce sardines aint that healthy.

Otherwise....life is grand as ever.

HAHA I've got the Sarah model, nice bum though!

It seems I may have got lucky, I also got an Emma model, but mine came with blonde hair, a nice bum and the pre-loaded cooking software package along with the Alcohol-averse Designated Driver upgrade. I'm extremely happy with mine, having had an earlier "Belinda" Beta version for 5yrs that was significantly under-specced in all departments....

Any mods? Pics please!

No mods were required Monty, and re pics - Mrs Gee is camera averse as well as alcohol averse...

Well nobody is perfect

Twots who try to associate themselves with tragedy.

Woman at work is telling everyone she was in Nice a couple of weeks ago, she can't believe she walked down that very promenade where the attack happened, it could have been her.

Oh do fook off. You weren't there, you've not been hurt or killed, you've lost no one you love. Stop **** looking for attention.

Rain. And more rain. And everyday it rains. **** off rain!

Pirelli,after several emails which they have ignored I am still waiting for my cash back on the June tyre deals

Kwacky wrote:Twots who try to associate themselves with tragedy.

Woman at work is telling everyone she was in Nice a couple of weeks ago, she can't believe she walked down that very promenade where the attack happened, it could have been her.

Oh do fook off. You weren't there, you've not been hurt or killed, you've lost no one you love. Stop **** looking for attention.

Absolutely agree 110% with that, I can't comprehend that mentality whatsoever.....and I take that only as a good thing from my own perspective.

People that use numbers over 100 when referring to a percentage in any other context than a markup

I marked up my agreement, that's all. It's a common idiom.

Welcome to Earth.

Some shit stain hooning up and down the street in a 'chav white', diesel BMW. I've clocked the number plate so I may go for a walk in the early hours with a can of expanding foam and empty it up the exhaust. Should be a nice expensive surprise for them in the morning.


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The perfect solution.

LOLOL!!

Don't do it!!

On second thoughts...yes, do it...BUT...we need pics!!!!!

Customers that are utter drama queens and poisonous sh*t-stirring c***ts, whilst at the same time telling me that (A) they're doing really badly and their staff are all wasters, then (B) 10mins later telling me they're taking their chipped-up Bentley to the Nürburgring in a fortnight to "open it up" whilst also maintaining it will be good on fuel at 150mph. Twat.

Some people have got issues 0750 and the locals are already F'ing and blinding! Why the **** do we need to know about your shitty problems.

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