Last night I dreamt

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Re: Last night I dreamt

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I never remember any of mine but I have woken myself up shouting and laughing and crying - not all on the same occasion .
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Jack wrote:I never remember any of mine but I have woken myself up shouting and laughing and crying - not all on the same occasion .
Was you watching a footy match maybe
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Jack wrote:I never remember any of mine but I have woken myself up shouting and laughing and crying - not all on the same occasion .
Apparently I did that in my sleep. Occasionally sit up and abuse the neck out of some one imaginary then lie down and go back to sleep. It freaked My ex out but I’ve never done it since I’ve been with Jess.
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kiwikrasher wrote:
Jack wrote:I never remember any of mine but I have woken myself up shouting and laughing and crying - not all on the same occasion .
Apparently I did that in my sleep. Occasionally sit up and abuse the neck out of some one imaginary then lie down and go back to sleep. It freaked My ex out but I’ve never done it since I’ve been with Jess.
Your plan worked then... it got rid of her! (lol)
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Last night's dream involved me going on holiday to Sri Lanka with Beermonster and the cast of Neighbours was on the flight over.

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Late '80s Neighbours, early '90s??
Was Helen in there??
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Modern cast.
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Wait...not Helen-- the blonde from the late 80s. What's her name???
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Jane? She's back in it.
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That's it!! Major babe, back in the day.
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Kwacky wrote:Modern cast.
You still watch neighbours??? I don't know if we can remain friends....
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It's my unwind programme when I get home grin work. Cup of tea and neighbours. 30 minutes destress
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Kwacky wrote:It's my unwind programme when I get home grin work. Cup of tea and neighbours. 30 minutes destress
Just sayin....

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kiwikrasher wrote:
Kwacky wrote:It's my unwind programme when I get home grin work. Cup of tea and neighbours. 30 minutes destress
Just sayin....

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Last night I dreamt I was riding a bike, which is odd in itself at this time of year, but not only that but it was a nice day, and I was on something like an XT660.

And it didn't have any oomph. I had to use my feet on the ground to pedal up a hill.

So I had some work done on it.

Next thing I know I'm at a track day, telling myself I'd have to work hard but I'd be able to keep up with, or beat, everyone else.

Including Kwacky on his shiny new Ducati Panigale!


Which shouldn't have been too hard as he spent most of the paddock time chasing Rossgo off his bike, as he just wanted to sit on it.



I woke up before the track time, so I'll just content myself by imagining that it all worked out for me.
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That's decided then, I need a new Ducati
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Just watch out for Rossgo!
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I'm there!!

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Last night I dreamt,,,,

Well, this morning actually, shortly before I awoke..:

I was visiting someone in a care home, and I hadn't been there before yet many of the ( partially demented) residents appeared to recognise me. I didn't know where the person was that I had come to see, & I couldn't find any nurses to ask.
I didn't know the layout either, so I was going into each room to look for him, only to find that each room had just elderly people sitting around in armchairs.
I was becoming increasingly desperate for a pee, and then in one room I'd entered I saw a bucket in the corner so I went & pissed in it. :^
The bucket wasn't big enough, and it was going to overflow before I'd finished, so I had to "stop short"
I picked up the bucket (presumably to take it to a toilet to empty ? ) when I realised that it was only a waste paper basket. I also became aware that the room was occupied by elderly ladies, who had witnessed all of this...

I woke up (whew) (- & "no" : I wasn't desperate for a pee & nor had I wet the bed )

Answers on a postcard.? ( (smirk) actually a thread post would be more appropriate).
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