What ails you today?

[Kwacky]

Good news. It'll take a few days to clear out. Loads of water will help.

[Cav]

I've been ill again... yuck.

My head feels clogged up (nose, sinuses, etc), stupidly sore throat with what feels like spots on my tonsils, head pains, I keep going hot/cold and swallowing is painful.

It's most frustrating because I can't maintain my gym routine again.

[Kwacky]

right arm has been playing up a lot over the past few weeks. The pain is at the fracture site but it's muscular. I'm guessing that the triceps is rubbing against where the break was. Not much I can do about it, they've already removed one of the bolts in case it was that causing the pain.

[Kwacky]

Not me but my dog has come back from the kennels with a nasty cough Poor thing had a nose covered in snot this morning.

[StMarks]

Not me but my dog has come back from the kennels with a nasty cough Poor thing had a nose covered in snot this morning.

Vets ASAP I hope mate.?

[Kwacky]

This evening.

[duke63]

It's feckin hot. And the Nastro is good

[Kwacky]

Not me but my dog has come back from the kennels with a nasty cough Poor thing had a nose covered in snot this morning.

Vets ASAP I hope mate.?

Just a head cold.

[StMarks]

Not me but my dog has come back from the kennels with a nasty cough Poor thing had a nose covered in snot this morning.

Vets ASAP I hope mate.?

Just a head cold.

That'll be a relief, I bet we all silently thought; hope it's not kennel cough...

[Kwacky]

Yep, that was my first thought.

[duke63]

That arsehole you meet on holiday who has been everywhere ( in this case twice). I'm going to make up a place name tomorrow, make sure it doesn't exist and then see what he says.

[C00kiemonster]

That arsehole you meet on holiday who has been everywhere ( in this case twice). I'm going to make up a place name tomorrow, make sure it doesn't exist and then see what he says.

Oh we've all met those

Why do people feel the need to try and better everything?

I tend to be rude - solves the problem

[Kwacky]

I tend to be rude - solves the problem

I start off being rude then work backwards.

[duke63]

Alex has found out the Italian word for bullshit which sounds a lot like a placename. Seems an excellent choice

[Kwacky]

A sneezing fit last night left me with pulled muscles in the back of my ribs. I hate getting old. It seems like it doesn't take much to be reminded you're not young any more.

[Perkles]

ouch that sounds nasty

[Monty]

That arsehole you meet on holiday who has been everywhere ( in this case twice). I'm going to make up a place name tomorrow, make sure it doesn't exist and then see what he says.

Tell him your a frequent Italian traveller and recommend the "panino di merda" at the local Taverna. You might want to mention is a local speciality and to die for!

[duke63]

Not seen Billy Bullshit today but Alison had to ask some **** to put down the sun umbrella he had just up that left us in the shade. He then moved his sunbed into the sun.

[Itchy]

I have a split lip.

The missus span around mid-coitus and elbowed me in the mouth!

[Kwacky]

Next time she catches you shagging someone put your guard up