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Relieveing motorway boredom
Posted: 04 Feb 2016, 20:23
by duke63
What a sad wanker
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Re: Relieveing motorway boredom
Posted: 04 Feb 2016, 20:26
by C00kiemonster
FFS
that's desperate.
Re: Relieveing motorway boredom
Posted: 04 Feb 2016, 20:46
by Frankie
Twat!
Re: Relieveing motorway boredom
Posted: 04 Feb 2016, 21:22
by Monty
When you've got to go, you've got to go
Re: Relieveing motorway boredom
Posted: 04 Feb 2016, 21:29
by kiwikrasher
Doesn't everyone do that?
Much harder on a motorbike mind you
Re: Relieveing motorway boredom
Posted: 04 Feb 2016, 22:13
by Kwacky
At what point do you decide to start watching porn and have a wank whilst driving?
Re: Relieveing motorway boredom
Posted: 04 Feb 2016, 22:21
by Perkles
So both of them driving and using a mobile,what a crash that would make with some bloke with his todger out
Re: Relieveing motorway boredom
Posted: 04 Feb 2016, 22:27
by duke63
Kwacky wrote:At what do you decide watching porn and have a wank whilst driving?
When you are Monty or Kiwi it would seem.
Re: Relieveing motorway boredom
Posted: 04 Feb 2016, 23:26
by Deegee
Perkles wrote:So both of them driving and using a mobile,what a crash that would make with some bloke with his todger out
Could have been worse, he could have been
getting a blowjob and she bit it clean off in a crash.... What's more she'd probably have choked on it as well....
Re: Relieveing motorway boredom
Posted: 05 Feb 2016, 03:06
by kiwikrasher
Deegee wrote:Perkles wrote:So both of them driving and using a mobile,what a crash that would make with some bloke with his todger out
Could have been worse, he could have been
getting a blowjob and she bit it clean off in a crash.... What's more she'd probably have choked on it as well....
Ok, I'll give you that the wanking and porn watching is a bit OTT, but don't start dishing on road trip blowjobs.... Been well over 15yrs since that's happened but great memories
Re: Relieveing motorway boredom
Posted: 05 Feb 2016, 05:41
by Monty
HAHA 20 years for me! Unless you count the wife. Does the wife count?
Re: Relieveing motorway boredom
Posted: 05 Feb 2016, 06:45
by Rossgo
Brilliant!! Well when the need arises...!!
Re: Relieveing motorway boredom
Posted: 05 Feb 2016, 06:45
by kiwikrasher
Monty wrote:HAHA 20 years for me! Unless you count the wife. Does the wife count?
Well I don't because she never did it!
But good work if you're still
getting them from yours!
Kids don't seem to mind??
Re: Relieveing motorway boredom
Posted: 05 Feb 2016, 09:56
by Kwacky
kiwikrasher wrote:
But good work if you're still
getting them from yours!
Kids don't seem to mind??
I told my daughter the other week if she didn't get to sleep soon she's going to have to lie awake listening to her parents having sex.
That seemed to do the trick.
Re: Relieveing motorway boredom
Posted: 05 Feb 2016, 11:27
by C00kiemonster
Kwacky wrote:kiwikrasher wrote:
But good work if you're still
getting them from yours!
Kids don't seem to mind??
I told my daughter the other week if she didn't get to sleep soon she's going to have to lie awake listening to her parents having sex.
That seemed to do the trick.
Lol. Scarred for life now... Buy her some new headphones
Re: Relieveing motorway boredom
Posted: 05 Feb 2016, 11:48
by Perkles
apparently the twat who shut the m6 all day yesterday was doing 130mph in a 50 limit ,he managed to kill himself in the process though