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Sitting in airports, people watching..

Guessing how long it's been since I last looked at my watch.

I'm getting pretty good at it.

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Thought I'd give this link to everyone. I can't think who has the CBR600RR which is hardly used but may be of interest. Basically Fast Bikes wants one to test ride for their article (I guess) think they will have it for a day or so. Thought it would be interesting

Spent all day at an Inquest.

I'm knackered.

I've had a witness statement in from a solicitor having a proper go at me for delaying things. My statement in reply should give him a heart attack.

I love it when muppets get their facts wrong. He's already been hit by the court for a costs order against him for telling fibs.

Look on the bright side.....if it wasn't for muppets like him you'd be out of a job.

Losing money

My twitter timeline is full of Cheltenham tweets. A lot of my mates go and seem to get massively pissed up

Jeep safari day into the mountain's. Was using mainly small roads but we did go off road for a whole but o can understand why it wasn't all day...very uncomfortable and now very dirty!! Great day though. A lunch was included it was massive, half a chicken French stick wine (not a drinker so didn't have any of that) veg and potatoes which was very well cooked and seasoned. Gave our driver 10 euros as a tip was well worth the money. Was out since 0830 this morning got home at 1700hrs

Struggling to stay awake, coffee is my friend.

But the company I had that kept me up all night was well worth the struggle today

Dirty old git

Supposed to be going for lunch with the CEO. This is the 3rd time it's been arranged.

Kwacky wrote:Dirty old git

Mate I'm just glad to be over my drought, wasn't anything for the last couple of years I was with the ex.

But you're description is pretty apt, the new lass is only 32

To be honest she's a great chick all round. I've known her for a while and there has been interest on both sides but it's taken a while for me get on with it. She had a troll of the forum a few times and asked when she was getting a mention, so if you read this Miss, you got a mention

Good man. Glad to hear mini kiwi is ploughing again.

Playing catch up after being out of the office on Monday and having a 3 and a half hour lunch yesterday.

been to arla dairy to see our robots working ,they bottle and produce 1 billion bottles of milk per year

Perkles wrote:been to arla dairy to see our robots working ,they bottle and produce 1 billion bottles of milk per year

Bloody hell Perkles, I didn't realise robots were that advanced yet.!!!

But it raises the obvious question.: Does the robot milk taste as good as milk produced by real cows.?

Maybe a slight metallic aftertaste?

Loving the life of contracting. Last week I was desperate to get out of my current contract. This week, following a couple of stunning political moves by myself and the team lead we have totally changed the team landscape and today saw me turning down a serious offer from a previous client.

I just hope it turns out to be the right call..

Staring at chicks in underwear outside the many 'gentlemen's clubs' here in Vegas. I'd do all of them , but apparently they cost money (as does divorce apparently )

Hard life