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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

Postby kiwikrasher » 31 Mar 2020, 13:57

Cav wrote:Moitsuriser... because they don't stock KY?


It’s face wash, because I have a skin graft on my nose and the dermatologist told me to use a gentle face wash rather than soap when it was first done so I’ve just got into a habit of using it.
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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

Postby Cav » 31 Mar 2020, 14:14

Well that's boring.

I had a bone graft and they told me to take good care of it. I have a wife for that now..
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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

Postby kiwikrasher » 31 Mar 2020, 14:33

Just talking to Jess, I thought we were haven’t a reasonably normal conversation and she comes out with...

“You need to go document on TS somewhere that this is the day you lost your marbles in isolation” (drunk)

I think it was when I was describing my McGyver plan for tomorrow to reheat the Lemon Chicken and rice I had left over from tonight, using the electric jug and a collection of other items to make a Bain Marie (wasntme)
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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

Postby kiwikrasher » 31 Mar 2020, 14:34

Oh and I’m down to 2.28 PB on the cube (rock)
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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

Postby Cav » 31 Mar 2020, 15:04

I can tell you're not normal. You aren't masturbating 99% of the time.
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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

Postby kiwikrasher » 31 Mar 2020, 15:11

Cav wrote:I can tell you're not normal. You aren't masturbating 99% of the time.


There is only so much pornhub you can fit into one day.
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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

Postby D41 » 31 Mar 2020, 15:18

kiwikrasher wrote:Just talking to Jess, I thought we were haven’t a reasonably normal conversation and she comes out with...

“You need to go document on TS somewhere that this is the day you lost your marbles in isolation” (y)

I think it was when I was describing my McGyver plan for tomorrow to reheat the Lemon Chicken and rice I had left over from tonight, using the electric jug and a collection of other items to make a Bain Marie (wasntme)


I'm with Jess on this one.
Enjoy your chicken. (y)
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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

Postby Blade » 31 Mar 2020, 20:06

kiwikrasher wrote:Just talking to Jess, I thought we were haven’t a reasonably normal conversation and she comes out with...

“You need to go document on TS somewhere that this is the day you lost your marbles in isolation” (drunk)

I think it was when I was describing my McGyver plan for tomorrow to reheat the Lemon Chicken and rice I had left over from tonight, using the electric jug and a collection of other items to make a Bain Marie (wasntme)



That's the Ops Tech in you thinking of improvements and solutions all the time ;)
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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

Postby kiwikrasher » 01 Apr 2020, 12:57



Ta, but no printer (lol)

Didn’t heat up the chicken. Decided a bout of gastro wasn’t worth the risk.
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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

Postby Blade » 01 Apr 2020, 13:02

kiwikrasher wrote:


Ta, but no printer (lol)

Didn’t heat up the chicken. Decided a bout of gastro wasn’t worth the risk.


Adapt, improvise and overcome ;)
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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

Postby kiwikrasher » 02 Apr 2020, 09:48

Blade wrote:
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Ta, but no printer (lol)

Didn’t heat up the chicken. Decided a bout of gastro wasn’t worth the risk.


Adapt, improvise and overcome ;)


Good enough? I thought a slight improvement was in order as well. (lol)

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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

Postby kiwikrasher » 02 Apr 2020, 10:48

And new cube PB 2.09

I’ve had to learn another 4 algorithms to achieve that
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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

Postby duke63 » 02 Apr 2020, 16:20

I think you have spent too long cooped up, Kiwi. I know Blade has a cross dresser working at his local pub but I've never seen him out on his Panigale dressed like that.
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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

Postby Monty » 02 Apr 2020, 16:59

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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

Postby Blade » 02 Apr 2020, 17:17

duke63 wrote:I think you have spent too long cooped up, Kiwi. I know Blade has a cross dresser working at his local pub but I've never seen him out on his Panigale dressed like that.


There is time yet Duke (giggle)
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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

Postby kiwikrasher » 02 Apr 2020, 23:08

duke63 wrote:I think you have spent too long cooped up, Kiwi.


I seriously have. It’s wearing very thin now
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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

Postby kiwikrasher » 03 Apr 2020, 08:59

Getting released at lunchtime tomorrow and taken to the company quarantine village.

Very much looking forward to spending some time outside!!
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Re: Kiwikrasher going mad in a 4x4m box

Postby D6Nutz » 03 Apr 2020, 09:36

kiwikrasher wrote:Getting released at lunchtime tomorrow and taken to the company quarantine village.

Very much looking forward to spending some time outside!!
And hopefully some edible grub.

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