Gwynneth Paltrow fragrance

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Gwynneth Paltrow fragrance

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Didn't smell like that when I was in it. :D
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Re: Gwynneth Paltrow fragrance

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Is that the name of the candle, or Chris Martin's c#ck???
More to the point, just exactly HOW are they getting this er, "aroma"???

On second thoughts forget it, I'm not sure I want to know.
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I guess it's expensive because it's labia intensive to produce
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You're out on a first date at a fancy restaurant....

"Glad we could finally meet up, but what's that funny smell?"
"Oh, it's Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina!"
"She's here!????"
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Can you imagine getting in from the pub:

Wife: - Where have you been? You smell like Paltrow's vagina, you dirty bastard.
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Sales lady..."Can I help you?"

Truck driver...."I'm just here to drop off 45lbs of Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina!!"
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What a stupid idea, but it will sell and people will get rich on it......
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I’m just wondering if there’s a market for knob cheese?
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Re: Gwynneth Paltrow fragrance

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I would
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Cav wrote:I would
Buy Jack's knob cheese?
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(puke) (puke) (puke)

That's disgusting. I'll never look at jack cheese quite the same way again now.
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Re: Gwynneth Paltrow fragrance

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Kwacky wrote:
Cav wrote:I would
Buy Jack's knob cheese?
??? well if you insist , but it's not cheap!
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Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina, eh??

I give it.....



....Two thumbs up!!!!
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Re: Gwynneth Paltrow fragrance

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Literally funniest thing going. I thought it was a joke

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