Gwynneth Paltrow fragrance
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Gwynneth Paltrow fragrance
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Re: Gwynneth Paltrow fragrance
Is that the name of the candle, or Chris Martin's c#ck???
More to the point, just exactly HOW are they getting this er, "aroma"???
On second thoughts forget it, I'm not sure I want to know.
More to the point, just exactly HOW are they getting this er, "aroma"???
On second thoughts forget it, I'm not sure I want to know.
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Re: Gwynneth Paltrow fragrance
You're out on a first date at a fancy restaurant....
"Glad we could finally meet up, but what's that funny smell?"
"Oh, it's Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina!"
"She's here!????"
"Glad we could finally meet up, but what's that funny smell?"
"Oh, it's Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina!"
"She's here!????"
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Re: Gwynneth Paltrow fragrance
Can you imagine getting in from the pub:
Wife: - Where have you been? You smell like Paltrow's vagina, you dirty bastard.
Wife: - Where have you been? You smell like Paltrow's vagina, you dirty bastard.
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Re: Gwynneth Paltrow fragrance
Sales lady..."Can I help you?"
Truck driver...."I'm just here to drop off 45lbs of Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina!!"
Truck driver...."I'm just here to drop off 45lbs of Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina!!"
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Re: Gwynneth Paltrow fragrance
What a stupid idea, but it will sell and people will get rich on it......
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Re: Gwynneth Paltrow fragrance
I’m just wondering if there’s a market for knob cheese?
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Re: Gwynneth Paltrow fragrance
That's disgusting. I'll never look at jack cheese quite the same way again now.
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Re: Gwynneth Paltrow fragrance
??? well if you insist , but it's not cheap!Kwacky wrote:Buy Jack's knob cheese?Cav wrote:I would
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Re: Gwynneth Paltrow fragrance
Literally funniest thing going. I thought it was a joke
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