The next prime minister

[Blade]

[Kwacky]

The DUP might pull the plug yet.

[D41]

Is it an evil plug??

[D6]

It's for The English channel

[duke63]

[kiwikrasher]

Just saw his victory speech

“DUDE!”

My f**king god you lot are in the shite

[Monty]

Yep, send a boat!

[Kwacky]

A big one. I'm joining you.

[Monty]

Not too big!

[Kwacky]

I need room for all of my spiders

[kiwikrasher]

I need room for all of my spiders

Nah mate, there’s plenty here for you

[Monty]

I need room for all of my spiders

Get your own boat

[Monty]

I need room for all of my spiders

Nah mate, there’s plenty here for you

I've clearly not thought this through.

[Monty]

[duke63]

I reckon 4 5 6 and 7 will make a better job than all the rest.

[duke63]

[Kwacky]

Cummins to be Johnsons advisor.

He helped lead the Leave campaign. He lived in Russia for 3 years, ran a campaign to prevent the UK joining the Euro and is close friends with Bannon.

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That should help to further split the Tory party.

I wonder if the plan is to get to a general election so the Brexit Party can get some MPs into Parliament?

[duke63]

Don’t think there is much doubt that is the plan. I suspect that Johnson is the dumb mule they have chosen to lead it.

Riots on the streets next summer.

[Monty]

More than 14 years have passed since that ill-fated day when, blinded by promises at home and abroad, the English people lost sight of the most valuable assets of our past and of our people, its honour and its freedom – and thus lost everything. Since those days of treachery, the Almighty has withheld His blessing from our folk. Dissension and hatred have made their way into our midst. In the most profound distress, millions of the best British men and women from all walks of life watch as the unity of the nation vanishes and dissolves in a muddle of political and egotistical opinions, economic interests and differences…

The misery of our folk is appalling! The starving millions of unemployed proletarians in industry are being followed by the impoverishment of the entire middle-class and artisan professions. When this disintegration ultimately reaches the British working man, we will be confronted by a catastrophe of unfathomable dimensions. For not only will the people disintegrate, but with it a 2000-year-old inheritance, the most valuable assets of human culture and civilisation.

The warning signs of this approaching disintegration are all about us. In a single gigantic offensive of willpower and violence, the communist method of madness is attempting to poison and disrupt the folk, which is shaken and uprooted to its innermost core…

Peasants, workers, and bourgeoisie must all join together to provide the building blocks for the new leadership. The government will therefore regard it as its first and foremost duty to re-establish national community – the unity of spirit and will of our folk. It will preserve and defend the foundations upon which the power of our nation rests. It will extend its strong, protecting hand over Christianity as the basis of our entire morality, and the family as the germ cell of the body of our folk and State. It will reawaken in our folk, beyond the borders of rank and class, its sense of national and political unity, and its resultant duties. It will establish reverence for our great past and pride in our old traditions as the basis for the education of our British youth. It will declare a merciless war against spiritual, political and cultural nihilism. Britain must not and will not drown in anarchistic communism…

Resolved and true to our oath, we will — in view of the present legislature inability to support this work — ask the British folk itself to take on this task we call our own. The Government has called upon us and given us the order to use our own unity to restore to the nation the chance for recovery. Thus we now appeal to the British folk to take part in signing this deed of reconciliation.

The government wants to work – and it will work. It was not this government which led the British nation into ruin for 14 years. This government wants to lead the nation to the top once more. It is determined to pay the debt of 14 years in four years. But it cannot make the work of reconstruction dependent upon the approval of those who are to blame for the collapse.

The Marxist parties and their fellow travellers have had 14 years to prove their prowess. The result is a heap of ruins. Now, British folk, give us four years, and then pass judgement upon us!

True to the order of the Field Marshal, we shall begin. May Almighty God look mercifully upon our work, lead our will on the right path, bless our wisdom, and reward us with the confidence of our folk. We are not fighting for ourselves, but for Germany!”

Regards

Adolf Hitler..

His first speech as chancellor 1933

Yes I have changed some words around..Replaced German with British, But does it sound familiar?? Maybe even a little bit scary..

[D41]

.....And with that, Monty pulls the Nazi card, and places it firmly in the center of the table.