Why do us blokes have a bell end?

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Why do us blokes have a bell end?

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Wasn't sure whether to share it but it's so funny it has to be shared. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Google it :D

It was mentioned on a TV programme the other night and I thought it was hilarious and complete nonsense. But apparently it is true as far as scientists can tell.

Basically if you have no defined bell end then you are destined to extinction. :D :D :D :D
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Isn't it to do with sperm and keeping it in place after the deposit?
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Duke.....you're in your 50's and you're just now figuring out how your penis works??


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Kwacky wrote:Isn't it to do with sperm and keeping it in place after the deposit?
It’s so that a long long time ago the bell end would remove the sperm from the previous visitor so that your deposit would be in a prime position to impregnate the woman.

That’s what scientists believe.
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So it's a cold porridge serving spoon?
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You’d basically have to be standing in line for that to be effective though wouldn’t ya?
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Human sperm attacks other human sperm as well.
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Literally as I read that post Jess showed me a photo of her friends cake at their baby shower
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kiwikrasher wrote:You’d basically have to be standing in line for that to be effective though wouldn’t ya?

Just like a Saturday night out in most UK cities. :D
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duke63 wrote:
Kwacky wrote:Isn't it to do with sperm and keeping it in place after the deposit?
It’s so that a long long time ago the bell end would remove the sperm from the previous visitor so that your deposit would be in a prime position to impregnate the woman.

That’s what scientists believe.

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:D :D

Thanks Duke - you learn something everyday :D
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I watched the same programme!! My misses was watching it just before work, I am unsure how they have got a Lisence to show this stuff on telly!

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