Funny Quotes

[Blade]

Watched Anchorman the other day and this quote really made me laugh.

"60% of the time it works all the time"

Anyone got any other funny quotes ?

[D6]

"This is me in a nut shell.

Help im stuck in a massive nut shell"

Austin Powers

[Godzilla]

Brian Johnston commentating on a cricket game:

"The batsmans Holding the bowler's Willey."

[R34PER]

Metro Radio

“Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven dicks on the field”

[R34PER]

Harry Carpenter during the BBC's coverage of the 1977 University Boat Race:

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew"

[R34PER]

Pat Glenn (weightlifting commentator)

"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

[R34PER]

Gary Newbon

"We'll have more football in a minute, but first we have highlights of the Scottish League Cup final."


Motty at Euro '96 just after Germany had subbed thier strikers said

"I wonder if this new pairing will do any better, Kuntz."

(17 seconds in)
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VCJVZ2I9zY[/video]

[Casper]

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink.
The rest I wasted.

George Best

[Kwacky]

In that same '96 game he also came out with the classic

"and the Germans have the ball. Kuntz".

[Monty]

Ted Lowe "....and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green."

[kiwikrasher]

Few years back and the Australian Netball Captain was being interviewed and was asked how the new team member Catherine Cox was settling into the team...

"Really great, all the girls really like Cox"

[Casper]

With half the race gone we still have half the race to go.
Murray Walker

[Casper]

This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

Ted Walsh.

[Casper]

Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the pavilion end.

Brian Johnston.