Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753

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Sounds like The Wiggles on crack.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -body.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Because there are cannibals in Australia




And very convincing she-males.
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So, "dismembered" in more ways than one, then??

"Disheartening" story, to say the least.
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Kwacky wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -body.html

Because there are cannibals in Australia




And very convincing she-males.
Yeah, I've got no rebuttal for that one!
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So how many pints before you were tempted?
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:D
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-40080974" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

"Oh look, there's a shark on me boat" (fubar)
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That'd get your attention.

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He survived and he got to see a great White for free!! Most people pay for that privledge... don't know what all the fuss is about
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Pah! Me neither.

Killer whales are where it's at. Not a little kipper like that.
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Yes, but..... (mm)

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfCgvyrlNsA[/video]

Watching him makes me wish my parents had emigrated just after I was born ( which they very nearly did apparently).
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http://nationalpost.com/news/world/aust ... nized-fire" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Crafty buggers, can’t blame them for learning new tricks.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ng-it.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

a 5m salty.
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Image

:D :D
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So referring to the chart above, I woke to a visit from a big ‘big barstard’ on my bedroom wall.

A good palm sized Huntsman, recovered him to outside to fight another day.
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Now that's a spider
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Fcuk that. Palm sized??....he'd have been Nike heel sized in no time at all.
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I'd have burned the house just to make sure .....
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